Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...but now I have so many things to occupy my mind.
Why wouldn't you eat me? I'm your best friend.
I'm sorry, Elaine. I always knew that after I became a doctor...
By the time Biden gets to 2024 He’ll be nothing more than a shrunken head
I got lost on the way over.
Why does radio shack ask for your phone number when you buy batteries? I don't know
I've taken it three times. I almost passed the last one.
Okay, good. Thank you.
Look at that. My face is all craggily. It's crinkly.
Well, all right. If Louise never hates George, he couldn't have sex anymore.
-That's Ohio, Jerry. -I've heard of Ohio, Katie...
The man's a goblin
Jackie. Jackie, you did it. We're rich.
So now we can, you know.
Lookit. Are we gonna have sex or not?
-Portuguese? -Yeah, my cleaning lady is Portuguese.
- Why is that? - Because, you know, she can only speak Portuguese.
Jerry, when the glee club's finished singing, George goes on, then you.
"It's pipe night."
...stand-up comedy may be the career for you.
It's good to have you back.
I didn't tell you to have a powwow.
These people aren't gonna let themselves be flicked...
Hey! Turn the damn water off!
Mathematically, I had to do it, Jerry.
ln early Euclidean geometry they--
...I would dump whoever I was with and find someone better.
Like us.
Congratulations! You passed.
Thanks.
...and now your face is sallow, unattractive, disgusting.
Jerry, don't freak out. I'll take care of you.
I'm getting bumped? You're bumping me…
That was a great lunch, Jackie. Thanks.
- You had sex with Louise. - No. The Portuguese waitress.
You're not working on your home.
-For instance, the atom. -Goodbye, George.
I got you a web assembly. A WASM?
What are these? Take me to your leader.
Well, this is my boyfriend, Dr. Ben Galvant.
...your brain consists of two parts.