Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Nine minutes.
What a fascinating Turn of events
I told her I would have to think about it.
You should come over It's $PIPE NIGHT
OF COURSE, MASON THOMPSON!
George Costanza, assistant to the traveling secretary.
Well, Mrs. Wilkie from the tobacco company called me.
Can I introduce you as detective?
- Not mine. - Oh, well, I hope so.
...and I don't know no Portuguese.
The two idiots look like they'd never been out of an office their whole lives.
The Portuguese waitress?
-But, Jackie. -I said, out.
You were bumped by a lizard?
...but the only thing I have is in the non-filter section.
I'll see you later.
what happened to your face? It looks like an old catcher's mitt.
Average? The woman's a goblin
He's only been exposed to smoke for four days.
I calculated my odds of ever getting together...
USF, represented here
I thought the whole dream of dating a doctor was debunked?
Besides, I heard once that George was having sex with the Portuguese waitress.
Well, that's because I think she has mono. You believe that?
Besides, I heard that George had sex with the Portuguese waitress.
So do most doctors like ER, or do you guys just think it's fake?
what happened to your face?
Look away I'm hideous
-Oh, there's a doctor right here. -No, there's not.
Hey, we won the World Series.
Before you know it, Letterman won't return your calls.
Mathematically I had to do it Jerry
We were looking for: What is tungsten or wolfram?
What is with all these code changes? I stopped going to meetings
Look away, I'm-- I'm hideous.
Check it out.
-But I was promised a slot. -Single file, Jerry.
Did that cigarette label mention any damage to your appearance?
-Who are you gonna eat to survive? -Kramer.
-Like what? -Shouldn't he elevate his legs?