Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...and I work for a World Series-winning team.
Oh, my vacation was restful, resplendent, magnificent.
Oh, no.
Oh, Rick, this is an old, old friend of mine. Elaine Benes.
Why does Radio Shack ask for your phone number when you buy batteries?
Like fire in a school is such a big deal.
No, something is bunk, then you debunk it.
Mets: Look away, I'm hideous!
I met some people smoking on the street...
Are you out of your damn mind?
I couldn't tell you. You know, I'm not really a doctor.
You're not working on your home.
- Hey. - Hey, where have you been? I thought you're on next.
Jerry. Oh, there you are. You didn't answer your phone.
I don't get it. Why'd you just let her go?
That’s the dream of becoming a NJYB board member
Oh, yeah, people really seem to be enjoying themselves.
With me, or in general?
Hey, hey, how you doing?
Why can't Louise have sex with George?
Of course, our daughter!
Rugged?? The man’s a goblin!
in early Euclidean geometry
...you have extracted an astonishing amount from this little scrap.
Excuse me, darling, do I--? Do I detect a Portuguese accent?
And we had a little powwow.
They see one on the road.
Oh, my God, you had sex.
- Oh, I-- I-- I'm not going on. - Then what'd you come down here for?
Fascinating turn of events.
I've been wanting a piece of them for years.
I don't get it. Why did you just let her go?
i calculated my odds of ever getting together with a portuguese waitress.
I’ve been wanting a piece of the Zuck for years!
I stopped having sex with ben 3 days ago and I don't know no Portuguese.
Yeah, a little.
-The who? -The tobacco companies.