The Abstinence - Seinfeld [S08E09]

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The Abstinence - Seinfeld [S08E09]
TV-PGComedy

Abstinence allows George to become a genius, but it turns Elaine into an idiot. Jerry gets bumped from career day at his old Jr. High School. Kramer turns his apartment into a smoking lounge and all the smoke disfigures his face.

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Clip thumbnail for 'Look away, I'm-- I'm hideous.Clip image for 'Look away, I'm-- I'm hideous.YARN finds the best video clips from "The Abstinence" by social media usage. YARN indexes every clip in TV, Movies, and Music Videos. Search and share clips with friends in any app.
21 Nov 1996
The Abstinence
Andy Ackerman
-I got you an assembly. -An assembly?-I got you an assembly. -An assembly?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#1
Released 1996-11-21, Rated TV-PG
Score 33.647
-I got you an assembly. -An assembly?
-I got you an assembly. -An assembly?
Look away, I'm-- I'm hideous.Look away, I'm-- I'm hideous.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#2
Released 1996-11-21, Rated TV-PG
Score 27.810
Look away, I'm-- I'm hideous.
Look away, I'm-- I'm hideous.
Of course, absolute zero.Of course, absolute zero.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#3
Released 1996-11-21, Rated TV-PG
Score 24.692
Of course, absolute zero.
Of course, absolute zero.
Excuse me, darling, do l--? Do I detect a Portuguese accent?Excuse me, darling, do l--? Do I detect a Portuguese accent?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#4
Released 1996-11-21, Rated TV-PG
Score 24.516
Excuse me, darling, do l--? Do I detect a Portuguese accent?
Excuse me, darling, do l--? Do I detect a Portuguese accent?
Sports are so pedestrian. I prepared some science experiments...Sports are so pedestrian. I prepared some science experiments...Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#5
Released 1996-11-21, Rated TV-PG
Score 23.031
Sports are so pedestrian. I prepared some science experiments...
Sports are so pedestrian. I prepared some science experiments...
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#6
Released 1996-11-21, Rated TV-PG
Score 22.711
What is tungsten or wolfram?
What is tungsten or wolfram?
-Portuguese? -Yeah, my cleaning lady is Portuguese.-Portuguese? -Yeah, my cleaning lady is Portuguese.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#7
Released 1996-11-21, Rated TV-PG
Score 22.244
-Portuguese? -Yeah, my cleaning lady is Portuguese.
-Portuguese? -Yeah, my cleaning lady is Portuguese.
It looks like an old catcher's mitt.It looks like an old catcher's mitt.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#8
Released 1996-11-21, Rated TV-PG
Score 21.827
It looks like an old catcher's mitt.
It looks like an old catcher's mitt.
I'm like a sexual camel. That's not the point.I'm like a sexual camel. That's not the point.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#9
Released 1996-11-21, Rated TV-PG
Score 21.420
I'm like a sexual camel. That's not the point.
I'm like a sexual camel. That's not the point.
Hey, kids, what's the deal with homework?Hey, kids, what's the deal with homework?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#10
Released 1996-11-21, Rated TV-PG
Score 21.328
Hey, kids, what's the deal with homework?
Hey, kids, what's the deal with homework?
George Costanza, assistant to the traveling secretary.George Costanza, assistant to the traveling secretary.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#11
Released 1996-11-21, Rated TV-PG
Score 21.072
George Costanza, assistant to the traveling secretary.
George Costanza, assistant to the traveling secretary.
-That's sixth grade, seventh grade-- -I understand.-That's sixth grade, seventh grade-- -I understand.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#12
Released 1996-11-21, Rated TV-PG
Score 20.714
-That's sixth grade, seventh grade-- -I understand.
-That's sixth grade, seventh grade-- -I understand.
Jackie’s cashing on your wretched disfigurement.Jackie’s cashing on your wretched disfigurement.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#13
Released 1996-11-21, Rated TV-PG
Score 20.237
Jackie’s cashing on your wretched disfigurement.
Jackie’s cashing on your wretched disfigurement.
What are these? Take me to your leader.What are these? Take me to your leader.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#14
Released 1996-11-21, Rated TV-PG
Score 20.142
What are these? Take me to your leader.
What are these? Take me to your leader.
...that will illuminate the mind and dazzle the eye....that will illuminate the mind and dazzle the eye.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#15
Released 1996-11-21, Rated TV-PG
Score 20.069
...that will illuminate the mind and dazzle the eye.
...that will illuminate the mind and dazzle the eye.
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#16
Released 1996-11-21, Rated TV-PG
Score 19.720
Duh
Duh
-But I was promised a slot. -Single file, Jerry.-But I was promised a slot. -Single file, Jerry.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#17
Released 1996-11-21, Rated TV-PG
Score 19.558
-But I was promised a slot. -Single file, Jerry.
-But I was promised a slot. -Single file, Jerry.
You mean, not subjecting women to your sexual advances?You mean, not subjecting women to your sexual advances?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#18
Released 1996-11-21, Rated TV-PG
Score 19.021
You mean, not subjecting women to your sexual advances?
You mean, not subjecting women to your sexual advances?
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#19
Released 1996-11-21, Rated TV-PG
Score 18.692
What? What are you talking about?
What? What are you talking about?
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#20
Released 1996-11-21, Rated TV-PG
Score 18.500
I'm getting bumped? You're bumping me from Career Day?
I'm getting bumped? You're bumping me from Career Day?
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Released 1996-11-21, Rated TV-PG
Score 18.231
No, don't mention it.
No, don't mention it.
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#22
Released 1996-11-21, Rated TV-PG
Score 17.785
Sports are so pedestrian
Sports are so pedestrian
This is the most public yet of my many humiliations.This is the most public yet of my many humiliations.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#23
Released 1996-11-21, Rated TV-PG
Score 17.737
This is the most public yet of my many humiliations.
This is the most public yet of my many humiliations.
What are these? Take me to your leader.What are these? Take me to your leader.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#24
Released 1996-11-21, Rated TV-PG
Score 17.485
What are these? Take me to your leader.
What are these? Take me to your leader.
-What is Borax? -Yes, you are right.-What is Borax? -Yes, you are right.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#25
Released 1996-11-21, Rated TV-PG
Score 17.377
-What is Borax? -Yes, you are right.
-What is Borax? -Yes, you are right.
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