Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The credit card people.
No, it is me!
That's because of your Amish background.
This is really becoming a weird obsession.
[STAMMERS] Why would he need a blade?
Monica, I started my day by peeing in front of 25 other women...
Both: - Hey.
Ahem, hello?
I'm not too bad. Fortunately, blue's my color.
I love that joke.
What does this mean?
Good boy!
She's not gonna make you wear a big plastic cone, is she?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Oh! Oh, the yuck.
No, still too ethnic. My agent thinks I should have a name that's more neutral.
Great. Thanks a lot.
[LAUGHING]
You don't observe a system you dance with a system
ROSS: That was good.
I mean, that thing at the end where the kid...
Excuse me?
[PHONE RINGING]
You've been more like a...
Let's just say my Curious George doll is no longer curious.
Madness! Madness, I tell you!
...that I might touch thy cheek.
Oh, my God!
- You might want to try Joseph. - Ah! (Snaps Fingers)
Joe, Joe, Joe... Stalin?
Spare shoes are over there.
- Hey. CHANDLER: Hey.
Five, six. Five, six, seven, eight.
- You might wanna try Joseph. - Oh.
You'll go back to being who you were because that's who you are.
Okay. Marcel, would you...?