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Uh, thanks for waiting, everyone.
As if.
soma-yizzow
But it's Christmas.
Is your heart set on this wall color?
There's my guy.
Oh, mmm. Ooh, it's good.
I want to talk to your father.
Yeah, I'll tell the kids
Well then, if I wasn't a mannequin,
Let's make a pact
I didn't say I am a mannequin.
No.Which one to put the ring on.
before the mall came and put it out of business.
Okay, who needs a gift certificate? Thief!
And remember, look alive but absolutely still.
Oh, your Jamaican bobsled.
Well, here you go, Chet. Thanks, Bob.
How could you not miss her?
Jeffy! Fuck you, Daddy. And fuck that couch! What? Shane, what are you watching? Huh??!! I didn't do nothing! You better watch your attitude, Shane. I'm not!
And... no action!
No, you don't.
and maybe he'll help you give those people their display.
Whatever it is, it better be good.
They're snowflakes!
Yes. Eh.
I can't wait any more, Chet.
Of course. Why wouldn't I be?
Ah, look, I got-- just got another one.
Huh?
with his long-lost love.
Um, thanks for doing it.
Who are you?
Ah!
You guys are loud whisperers. Sorry.
Yeah, Dad, explain that.
Okay, everyone has their punch,
♪ I saw three kids come sailing through ♪
SHANE ELI!!! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE RIGHT NOW!!! YOU peeing on bottles again? You better watch your attitude, Shane. I’M NOT?!!
Not that. That's urine.
Really, Bobby? You mean it?
and then it's Christmas, so I'll stop.
And he smelled...
'Cause we... we really need to finish strong here.
You're on TV all day. Chevy, go to mom's house!