Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Wow. I got to say that really hit me.
It's not here yet, but I want to go on record and say
I'm just zoning out.
"A Christmas Poem" by Linda Belcher Die, Die, Die, Die, Die, Die, Die Of Diarrhoea, Die, Die, Die, Die,
Hey, no kids in here.
It's okay. What's past is past.
What the hell is it?
You also told me to not surprise you
Happy holidays.
People are coming to see this.
Um, no.
Thanks again for letting me stay here.
What? What is... what is she saying?
he needs a penis.
How many times did I tell you to clean your room? No, wait!
:58 be like... OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! DRIVE!!! DRIVE YOUR FUCKING CAR!!! WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING SLOW?!?! HOW THE, DO YOU EXPECT ME, TO MAKE IT TO MY DESTINATION, WHEN THERE'S NO OTHER LANE, FOR ME TO DRIVE IN?!?! YOU ARE SO, GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING SLOW!!! The end, or whatever.
How much did Uncle Ernie leave you?
It was a joke at first, but now I'm starting to expect it.
I got a tool to remove security tags.
Okay, that is not enough for an apartment.
I'm Tina. Shoes on or off?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
and then the next day and then the next day
I want a dry erase board.
Kiss her.
Seriously? You're all willing
I'm just zoning out
You go! Shane, stay!
Do it, Mom!
We're on the news. The restaurant...
Release the personal massagers.
and in the newspaper's Christmas Countdown.
is going to be our best Christmas!
Sorry. She's with me now.
It was a joke at first but now I unironically love the ghali alien
You get out of here!
"Talking to Uncle Ernie" would be great code for going a poop.
Hey! Bring the waffle! (crashes) Security!!!
We could help, even if it means going to Paris or Milan.
I'm not one of those murder mannequins
♪ Father Christmas, give us some money... ♪
Why are you wrapping the TV remote?
No popcorn, only waffle! We don't sell freaking waffle!
She's doing it!
Okay, Chet. We're closed.
Oh.
Excuse me, who is/was this guy?
Oh, you're married?
Kids, bed… now.
Including when Sal over there gave me this track suit.
You better watch your attitude, Chevy. I'm not!
That's important to a woman.
Oh, it's a Christmas miracle.
Don't bother bringing the fucking mistletoe to bed!