Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- You won. - What?

♪ Show 'em how we do it now♪

She's- She's crazy. I mean, I saw her attack the vending machine.

As far as I'm concerned, he's Dad of the Year, the DOY.

- Is this part of it? - No.

because we have no way of knowing what you're gonna get up to.

Oh. Hey, quick question, J.J.

- Yes! Hi. - I just had a great idea.

Don't worry about Jay. It's only you and me here now.

I would love to!

Just, um, give me a good shake like a dog before you go inside.

- Intro- Okay. Okay. - Yeah. Thank you.

Go get her, tiger. Come on.

I was working for a monster.

Let's put your hands together for Phil Dunphy!

♪ I'm a new divorcée ♪

- Walk? - Lily, Lily, Lily.

I should have said my thing first.

I'm going to blame everything on him until he learns how to talk.

Stop. it's Cammer time.

Apparently, I have the one gay intern in the world with absolutely no fashion sense.

- There you go, buddy. You got this. - What are you doing?

There are people in this room who feel that you are- How did we say it?

- I can't do this. - You have to. Wendy needs to hear it.

- You don't mind, right? - Uh, no. No, not at all.

Hey, buddy. You look like you want to get up and walk.

Little heads-up to her date- she's been upside down in more houses than Fannie Mae.

You all know him as an amazing Realtor...

I didn't even get in any trouble.

if you know what I mean.

This is Rex, the intern I asked you to groom.

- Yeah. - Okay.

but that is no excuse for the way you treat people.

I'm not comfortable with that.

You are "a tyrant with no regard for human life."

I don't know who that is...

So, do you want to tell us how Joe's shoes ended up on the wrong feet?

♪ Set an open house for Saturday ♪

I can't believe I have to go to this thing.