Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So go get me back.

My methods get results.

But if they had any idea how difficult it is--

Now please help me off the couch so I can storm out.

And when you do,

Holy long walk for a short drink of water, Ted.

No, you don't. Look how much is changing right now.

But that's good. You're forgetting what she looks like.

Barney, I will never, ever, ever try online dating.

Is it a lot, Grandma Lois?

With your whole world turning upside down,

I didn't recognize you without your legs behind your head.

I think I'm in labor.

And if you can't do the same,

Now about that up-against-the-window sex--

which is something I don't do.

Your name is Robin?

All their friends were there.

Um, when you get a chance, could you bring over a hundred shots of tequila, please?

[ Sighs ] Look, I know you mean well,

Atlantic City Baby!

And maybe society considers what she does to be "disgusting."