Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

When we get to that hotel, I'm gonna wear your pregnant belly like a hat.
Ohh. [ Exhales ]
It's three corporate-sounding words which, when added together,
something you want to hold onto as tightly as possible?
you can fix the hair, because-- Have you seen yourself?
You know what his latest thing is?
I hope she's miserable without me.
Up top.
It's good crazy.
Next girl, perfect palate cleanser. Nothing like Robin.
[ Klaxon Blaring ]
What do you expect-- to meet some cute travel agent...
Had some girl trouble earlier in the week, but, uh,
Whoa! I've got 17 new voice mails.
Stop this. I need you out of my life for real.
Come on, Ted, it's 2012.
Barney's shacking up with a girl.
So there's no baby boot camp at the Paramus Waldorf?
Barney, condolence high fives are not a thing.
That's all it takes? It wasn't even lasagna.
But it comes from love.
Learn on the jo-- Huh.
Kiss and make up?
this diaper smells I dont wanna know
how I sometimes swim 50 laps a day.
equal a fake job for which you get a real paycheck...
[ Sighs ] Yeah, Herm, you can stay.
- You didn't want to see Robin. - I didn't want to see Robin.
Mmm. [ Sniffs ]
After the baby comes?
And is there any left?
[ Beeps ]