Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm sorry. My condolences.

Isn't that worth hanging onto?

Three girls, in fact.

[ Barney ] Mini golf? Who takes a first date to mini golf?

But you know what? I accept her.

I guess I just wanted you all to myself,

- Hmm. - You guys doin' 39?

I wouldn't-- No. Don't.

Bar-Barney? Where are we.

I rigged this alarm to go off every three hours.

I've been acting crazy. Nah, it's okay, bro.

You tell the average guy you're dating a stripper,

Lily was worried about you. She thought you needed to unwind, so--

huge fan of pre-war architecture.

Looks like I just blew her out of the water.

Dude, I don't want to work for a bank. Why not?

By the way, what are you doing with this girl?

a stripper's boyfriend's worst nightmare.

She knew you would be. That's why she packed this.

You picked the girls that showed the most boob.

Pretty cleansed.

Drives Lily crazy when I wear it.

Sure, it was the best night's sleep I have had in months, but still--

Excuse me? Yeah, you--

Well, funny you should mention that. It's your view.

And she didn't hate Cleveland.

Can I interest you in some sorbet?

Barney, I like my job,

All right, Barney. You got yourself a deal.