Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and then you'll be right back to procrastinating on all fours.

Did you nerds actually play any basketball?

Do you think that you could do, uh, sit-ups or something while you talk?

Come on, we... We had some good times.

- What squares? - Picture a well-oiled machine.

And the Oscar for Best Fake Romantic Speech goes to Barney Stinson.

- That's the most amazing thing ever. You totally read my mind. - Hey, Patrice.

Uh, I was gonna say...

And what do unicorns and, uh, elves...

[Sniffles] I, um...

I would knock down that wall and create a nice flow.

Nick and I haven't had sex in three days.

order whatever else you want. [Chuckles]

Is there another architect? Just tell me.

Maybe I'll even swing by the gym...

- [Cell Phone Rings] - Hello?

Well, no time like the present.

♪ Now I'm wondering if your love's still strong ♪

Yeah. Take him to a nice restaurant, preferably a dessert place.

You know where I'm going with this, right?

But we're just not... [Sighs]

More than she knows.

and I caught you doing one-armed push-ups with your genitals over a bowl of ice.

- Hot as lava but just as thick. - Mm.

You were this close to ripping off his misbuttoned shirt...

and they got lodged in her rectum...