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You know, if a genie gave me one wish...
Paint me a word picture.
What do we win...
- The game! - Yes, I said that, Nick.
[Cries, Stops, Cries, Stops]
he'd started getting a little intense about it.
all 'cause you made him join your stupid basketball team.
[All Sobbing]
- What is? - Nick.
Yowza! Ooh! Okay.
- I think I am suddenly in the mood for something hot. - Oh, I see.
Hey, T-Squares. Well, bad news.
I'm sorry, but you and Robin are done.
- Nick, um, I think we need to talk. - Yeah.
Oh! These are hard. [Chuckles]
No, Ted. I'm sitting around getting soft 'cause that's what champions do.
Okay, why aren't you two having sex?
There were two seconds left on the clock.
And there have been times that I wanted to.
You can't wait. His groin will heal.
I can change. I can...
[Chuckles] Do they? Really?
- Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! - [Groans]
Though it was lit. Man, he dumb!
And that window placement is rubbish.
Anyway, this $500 bracelet will ward off evil till the end of the week, so...
But he is a human being with a heart.
[Ted Narrating] Thus concluded the autumn of breakups.
Okay. Um, you know what? I'm sorry. L-l... I have to go.
What? Oh. I got it.
I don't know if we should keep seeing each other.
Uh. It's just...