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Oh, crap.
But Erin was so excited about being sneaky sneaks,
have we all calmed down yet?
He's around here, somewhere.
any number of Hispanics that he knows--
Hey, I usually watch TV during my lunch break.
- Guys? - You're gonna hit a woman?
I don't think so, but they put paint
I was kind of hoping you could.
You know who the vandal is.
- What? - He said he wanted me there
I have terrible news.
You could sell your bit salt idea
you ever saw.
He is risking everything to have me there today.
[Laughter]
I was hoping for a righteous mob.
your husband's like a sloppy, homeless hobo.
Spent a ton on tickets, though.
Like a well-watered fern.
- Yeah. - And he has saggy boobs.
I'm saying we should go scorched earth on that guy's..
That's not the point.
Hey, so a little birdie just told me
Oh, great, his truck.
to have an upstairs person coming down in your space.
Now does my embrace of Hispanics
Good luck.
where I didn't want paint, so...
Given demographic trends, I don't know.
in the spots where they put their paints,
Nothing. Won him at the carnival.