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You want to teach your daughter how to drive stick, don't die!
-[normal voice] Were you sleepwalking again? -Oh. I guess so.
Why wouldn't I?
Mateo! What's happening? All right!
What, do you want to see a prescription or something?
-If we continue down this path-- -The university's never going to fund Phase Two.
I'm gonna go get a decorative ring pillow for me to scream into.
Sam?
[Sam] Uh-huh. Sure.
Hm...
but you're not really driving, right?
I'm not sure you're the best judge
[Alma] I know two weeks is a long time for me to be away.
Want you to close your eyes and take a deep breath.
Where were we? Here, so...
Hm. Well, you don't need to do that.
-I don't understand. -[Tunde] Alma--
I know I sound crazy, but I'm just trying to help.
and we can see, no, they're just blocks. You understand?
[muffled chatter]
Thank you.
-What? -Besides, you can go back to them
then none of you would have had a birthday yet.
Remember when you were eight, you went to that new school,
because in a way, you already have.
-This isn't working, okay? I can't do this. -Okay. You can do this.
-Do you think they were having an affair? -Alma! No!
because you kept showing up to gym class without your uniform.
-Ah, beautiful! -Get it.
But it felt like a long time for me, too.
It turns out you were lending your dry shorts to Rita whenever she wet herself.