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they taught you to drive, and they never taught you stick.
-No, man! -I just can't believe somebody could say
It's kinda like driving stick shift
Oh, we like to pretend that's a lesbian mom.
I miss the attic.
-Quantum entanglement does. -Quantum entanglement does. Very good.
Come here, I wanna show you something.
[ringing in ears intensifies]
[sighs]
-I'm your dad. I know these things. -Of course.
Okay, so here comes Mr. Construction Worker--
-I... [screams] -[engine revving up]
[Cassie's dad] Cassie! Right now, it's Alma's turn.
[grunts]
Holy shit!
Rosa Celia! Crayon up your nose! You do you, girl!
Things aren't gonna get back to normal.
That's how long it felt for me to be away from you.
[pants]
[indistinct chattering]
I stole it from my mom's attic. Don't tell her.
What are you, my dad? Where's my phone?
because it wouldn't have been a secret.
And you'd have to wait a whole 'nother lifetime for candles and cake.
You help people. That's who you are.
Okay. Sorry.
Oliver, my man!