Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, when you put it that way...
For some time now, you've been reading this column to get the latest dirt
They messed with the wrong pony!
I don't want you doing news anymore.
I want this paper on every street corner in Ponyville!
"Baby Birds Born...?" "Rarity's Hot New Hat...?"
I guess you're right.
No more namby-pamby stories like last year's editor.
You stole my secret diary and published it for all the world to read!
No!
Luan Loud it wasn't him
No...
Could I borrow this to show my friends?
You know what they say, all toasters toast toast
We couldn't fit all of our names.
So we decided to create one for all three of us.
Keep those columns coming!
And if Gabby Gums really does go into retirement,
And that's exactly what he did.
so take your little gossip column and your embarrassing photographs