Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We've fucking all of our bullshit and we still don't have fucking cutie marks

Sweetie Belle... was she raised in a barn or something?

We don't wanna talk to any y'all right now,

Oh, this is the life, isn't it, girls?

Yeah, Twilight, I mean listen to this one.

I never said anything like that!

As the popularity of our column grew, we got swept up in the hype.

But this will be my final piece.

The Foal Free Press is usually just boring news and stuff.

And I amn't gonna let you goody two horseshoes

Move your caboose!

My sister would never associate with anyone as beastly as Gabby Gums!

Your friends would wanna read the Foal Free Press?

Let's get out of here, girls.

First things first, where's the staff photographer?

I bet our readers would eat up a sweet story like that!

If we're gonna get our cutie marks, we've got to give the ponies

Bad Gateway are idiot!

It's that good, huh? Well, maybe just one little hoof.

That's Granny Smith. Gotta run!

Scootaloo...? Do you have anything?

Oh, lighten up, Twilight, there's nothing but harmless gossip!

Well I, the editor-in-chief in charge, am gonna deliver us to newfound glory!

Gabby Gums has made it to Cloudsdale.