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OKAY, SO THAT WAS WEIRD, RIGHT? OH, YEAH. WAY WEIRD.
WHY SHOULD I?
[ CHUCKLES ]
DUDE, REMEMBER THE DRILL INSTRUCTOR
I HAVE A SLIDE PROJECTOR. I'D BE HAPPY TO BRING IT OVER TONIGHT.
YOU'RE SAYING THAT YOU'RE GONNA BE THE ONE
THAT'S THE ITINERARY I WORKED OUT.
THAT'S NOT GOOD, KID.
UH, SURE.
NO NEW CANAAN, ONLY A HUMILIATING 5-1 DEFEAT
I GUESS IT'S WONDERFUL GRAN HAS A GUY.
AND THE PLATTERS AND THE PUNCH BOWL.
AND BE UNABLE EAT YOURSELF SO THAT I'LL NEED TO
YEAH, IT'S TRUE. I'M SORRY.
I KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT.
WAS SHE LOOKING AT ME? SHE WASN'T LOOKING AT ME, DUDE.
EVERYONE'S IN THE LIVING ROOM IF YOU WANNA GO IN.
SO, MANY YEARS AGO, I MET A MAN,
I JUST WISH THAT ONCE IN A WHILE
MUST SHE KEEP INTERRUPTING THE WEEKLY DINNER
WHICH IS TOTALLY UNDERSTANDABLE, BUT STILL, IT'S HARD.
OF STARS HOLLOW HIGH HOCKEY FOR YEARS.
WE COULD GET MATCHING JOGGING SUITS.
Kirk: WELL, MUCH LIKE THE ISRAELITES OF YORE
COME IN.
PROMISE ME YOU WON'T SIT HERE ALL NIGHT STARING AT THE PHONE.
IT'S A GOOD STORY. I'M SURE.
WHAT HYMN IS THAT?
YES, TAYLOR, I KNOW. IT'S ALL TAKEN CARE OF.
OF POTENTIAL ACQUISITIONS FOR THE MUSEUM.
SHE'S GOING TO THE HOCKEY GAME WITH HER FAKE BOYFRIEND.
SO, WE SHOULD PROBABLY GET GOING.
* WAS BLIND, BUT NOW I SEE *
THAT MUST BE WHY I'M SINGING IT.
I GOT TICKETS TO THE DISTILLERS.
WE'LL TRY TO MAKE IT. TRY TO MAKE IT?
THEN LET'S GET IT ON!
OKAY, BE RIGHT BACK.
YOU CAN'T BE THE KIND THAT GETS MAD IN HER HEAD,
HEY, MOM, HOW ABOUT WE GO GET
IT DID HAPPEN AT CHRISTMAS, THEY'D GO, "REALLY?
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
LET'S JUST ENJOY THE GAME.
I MEAN, WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE, HMM?
WHOA. WHOA. UH, WHAT'S WRONG?
YOU COULD ALMOST GET RID OF THE SPORTS PART.
LAST NIGHT, DIDN'T YOU GUYS HAVE PLANS?
THIS ALLIANCE COULD MAKE THINGS VERY UNCOMFORTABLE FOR ME.
* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU *
OH, YOU KNOW, JUST HUNG OUT.
BUT TONIGHT, THERE WAS NO PROMISED LAND,
SHE WANTS TO KNOW SHE'LL BE COMFORTABLE.