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THERE WILL BE CHEERLEADERS, CLOWNS, PEOPLE DOING THE WAVE.

OH, MY GOD! HE'S JEALOUS. THAT'S SO GREAT.

BELIEVE ME, I'M NOT INTERESTED IN YOUNG CHUI IN THAT WAY.

THE PUCK RICOCHETED OFF YOUR HEAD INTO THE NET?

OH, YES. AND THERE'S A STORY BEHIND THAT.

OH, RIGHT. THAT'S COOL. OKAY. WELL, HOW'S THE GAME?

NEW HIGHBALL GLASSES. FOUR VERY SPECIFIC TYPES OF CHEESE,

UM. WELL, THE 15th LOOKS WIDE OPEN,

"A TOUR OF STARS HOLLOW"? MOST OF US WERE BORN HERE!

YOU CAN'T USE THIS AGAINST GRAN.

I'M NO LONGER ALONE. TAYLOR FOUND YOU?

AND HE BECAME MY COMPANION.

WE HAVEN'T MET SINCE I LEFT SCHOOL. WHAT'VE YOU BEEN UP TO?

SENDING A MAID TO TELL ME HOW TO MAKE TEA. AS IF I DON'T KNOW.

THAT YOU CAN OR WANNA DO, THEN FINE.

WHATEVER. HEY, JESS,

AT THE GILMORE HOUSE.

DAD, I KNOW YOU'RE A LITTLE BIT UPSET WITH MOM RIGHT NOW,

I HAVE NO IDEA.

ABSOLUTELY. I MEAN, SHE'S CUTE

* O'ER THE LAND OF THE FREE-E-E-E-E *

IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE THAT YOU NEED?

THEN I SPENT ABOUT 40 MINUTES CLEANING OUT MY HARD DRIVE.

THIS IS AN INTELLIGENCE GAFFE OF MONUMENTAL PROPORTIONS.

WONDERFUL. COME IN AND MEET EVERYONE, WON'T YOU?

"IT'S OSTENTATIOUS TO HAVE FLOWERS THAT TALL."

* THE BOMBS BURSTING IN AIR *

YES, AND LOOK WHAT NOT LIVING BY A SCHEDULE DOES TO SOMEONE

OH, NO. WHAT'S THE MATTER?

IF SOMETHING BAD IS PLAYING. NO THANKS.

NOW HE'S FINALLY HOME, AND SHE'S THERE,

I'M SORRY? WHY ARE YOU SINGING LIKE THAT?

WATCH YOU GUYS PLAY TONIGHT? YOU'RE LIKE A GROUPIE.

I DIDN'T EXPECT HIM TO JUST SIT AROUND PINING FOR ME.

WITH BEING HUMILIATED IN FRONT OF THE PEOPLE I LOVE, YES.

HOWEVER, IN SPITE OF ALL THIS,

AND I SAW ALL THIS HAIR AND DUST BETWEEN THE KEYS OF MY KEYBOARD.

SO, WHERE'S YOUNG CHUI?

I MARRIED RICHARD'S FATHER.

FOR TONIGHT. TONIGHT?

WELL, AREN'T WE POPULAR?

MY ENTIRE OUTFIT WAS RETROFITTED AROUND THOSE BROW--

THEN PICASSO IS OBSCENE!

MOST OF US HAD FIRST BOYFRIENDS LIKE BRIAN HUTCHINS.

I SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD THAT SECOND PIECE.

EXCUSE ME, NUMBER 14?

WHAT DID YOU DO AFTER?

3,000 LOVELY MILES OF WATER.

THANK YOU. I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

YOU KEPT MAKING ALL THAT POINTLESS CONVERSATION,

THE GUY WITH THE CELLPHONE STAPLED TO HIS EAR? YEAH.

GOOD. YOU KNOW, JUST ENJOYING MY FIRST HOCKEY GAME.