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HERE'S THE BIGGEST NEWS, I HAD NO IDEA.
Dean: HEY.
YES, YOU GO RIGHT AHEAD. DO NOT LET ME KEEP YOU.
STUDYING, TAKING CLASSES. WELL, NO MORE.
YOU DON'T SEEM TO KNOW HOW SHE SHOULD BE TREATED.
YOU STILL HAVEN'T ASKED FOR THE GLORIA VANDERBILT JEANS
* ANY, ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO *
NOT NEARLY AS MUCH FUN SINCE THE MANDATORY SUNSCREEN RULE, I'LL TELL YOU.
HE'S NOT WITH YOU?
THE COOLEST, ISN'T HE? BESIDES JESS.
THERE TO BE SOAP IN THEIR BATHROOMS WHEN THEY --
* O SAY, DOES THAT STAR-SPANGLED *
MY BET IS HE'S GOING TO TRY TO WHACK IT INTO THAT NET
IF YOU'D HAVE CALLED, MAYBE RORY WOULD BE HERE TO HASSLE YOU.
YOU RUNNING FOR, MISS CONGENIALITY?
YOU DON'T WANNA TELL ME WHERE, FINE.
AS MUCH AS GRAN LIKES YOU, SHE TENDS TO BE ROUGH ON MOM,
MAKING MY MOM FEEL GUILTY ABOUT SETTING ME UP
I HADN'T QUITE FIGURED OUT HOW TO TELL YOU THAT.
YES, MA'AM. YES, MOM.
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
I WANTED THIS REFRIGERATOR MAGNET IN THE SHAPE OF MARK'S HEAD,
THAT'S DEMENTED. THAT'S WHAT MOST OF US HAD TO PUT UP WITH.
THE ATLANTIC OCEAN BEFORE.
AND YOU THOUGHT, "HEY, RORY MUST BE HOME."
WHY ARE THERE STRANGE MEN HAULING A MATTRESS UP MY STAIRCASE?
OH, WAIT! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
THAT WAS YOUR MOTHER, RICHARD.
MRS. DEERBORNE, MRS. RUTHERMAN.
...WITH THE MATTRESSES AND THE CALLS.
IT REALLY SLOWS DOWN YOUR CPU.
CAN IT WAIT TILL TOMORROW? I'M REALLY EXHAUSTED.
NUMBER 7 HAS IT, NOW NUMBER 3.
SHE HAS A VERY SENSITIVE BACK. SHE SENT HER OWN MATTRESS?!
BUT EVERYONE MUST CHECK OUT WITH THEIR OWN. GOT IT.
Okay, so don't just sit there waiting.
ONE SECOND BEFORE THE BAG.
NUMBER 12 HAS IT NOW. HE'S SKATING. HE'S SKATING.
Babette and Miss Patty: * ...RED GLARE *
IT'S NICE THAT YOUR FAMILY AND YOU ARE LOYAL TO THE HOME TEAM.
* AND THE HOME OF THE BRAVE? *
AT THE MERCILESS HANDS OF THE WEST HARTFORD WILDCATS.
I WANTED TO SEE SOME GOOD HOCKEY PLAYING.
YEAH. WELL, I'D BETTER GO.
DON'T BOTHER.
IT SAYS 6:00. SO, IT IS 6:00 ON A SATURDAY NIGHT,
YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT A HOCKEY GAME IS, DO YOU?
Kirk: TWO MINUTES TILL THE NEXT PERIOD, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
WHAT DO WE NEED A TOUR FOR? EVERYONE, LISTEN UP.
NOT ME, YOU KNOW -- SAY THEY'RE GONNA
I KNOW IT DIDN'T HAPPEN AT CHRISTMAS BUT --
HAVE WE GONE OVER THE ROOM ARRANGEMENTS YET?
THERE WAS A MONSTER-TRUCK SHOWIN WOODBURY.
SHE'LL LET ME GO OUT WITH DAVE.
THAT THIS IS THE LAST WEEKEND I'M SITING AROUND
MICHEL'S FINE.
I LIVE HERE, REMEMBER? WHO WERE YOU EXPECTING TO FIND?
RICHARD WOULD HAVE MORE INDUCEMENT
NOT ACCORDING TO THE BOOK. AGAIN, MY BAD.
YOU'RE FROM FRANCE?
WE ARE LIGHT SLEEPERS AND ARE PRONE TO NIGHT TERRORS,
BECAUSE THE LITCHFIELD TEAM GOT FOOD POISONING?
ABOUT THEIR ACCOMMODATIONS.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SET IT UP? THAT'DBE FINE.
YOU ARE IN ROOM 12, AND YOUR FATHER IS --
I HAD NO RIGHT TO HUMILIATE YOU LIKE THAT
OF COURSE. SO, YOUR FATHER --