Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'M NOT SURE WHAT WE'RE DOING TONIGHT.
IF I DON'T EAT SOMETHING, I'LL CRASH. IS "ABI-DETH" A WORD?
[ CHUCKLES ] YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BRING ME A CUP OF COFFEE.
I'M FINE.
BECAUSE THEY'RE GONNA VIEW SLIDES
AND YOU'VE GOT GOOD TASTE, THAT'S ALL.
THAT'D BE GREAT. THANKS.
NOT JUST KNOW THEM, BUT LOVE THEM LIKE DAVE.
GRAN WILL BE BACK IN HER OWN HOUSE SOON.
I WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE GAME-WINNING GOAL.
THIS MORNING SHE ANNOUNCES THAT SHE'S HOSTING
WHAT?
"NO GUYS GO STEADY, IT WOULDN'T BE RIGHT
IT'S A PLAN.
WHY DID YOU DRAW YOUR STORE SO BIG?
MOM?
YOU'VE BEEN ON THE PHONE.
THIS STUPID SONG, MAN.
WE WENT ON A FIELD TRIP TO MARK TWAIN'S HOUSE,
OKAY.
[ LAUGHING ]
OH, YEAH. I HATE A SLOW CPU.
WOW. A COMPLIMENT FROM THE MASTER.
HAVE YOU SEEN IT, MOM? I DON'T BELIEVE I HAVE.
SHE WANTED TO MAKE SURE THAT OUR TOWELS ARE EGYPTIAN COTTON.
EVERYTHING'S FINE. YOU SURE?
OH, ALRIGHT, BUT HURRY. I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY.
LANE, IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. REALLY.
YES. BECAUSE WE USUALLY GIVE OUR GUESTS
HEY! KOREANS DO NOT HAVE PROBLEMS.
WE'RE MEETING HERE IN TWO HOURS FOR THE VANS.
WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
SOME OF THAT CHEESE YOU BOUGHT FOR THE LADIES, HUH?
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT MY MOTHER.
YOU'D BE SPEAKING GERMAN NOW IF IT WASN'T FOR ME.
UH-HUH. I THOUGHT YOU WERE EATING AT GRANDMA'S.
WHAT SORT OF BIZARRE ACCIDENT OF FATE PUT THEM THERE?
FUN. THEY GOT CLOBBERED.
JOGGING SUIT. SEE, YOU'RE HOOKED.
IT'S GOING THE OTHER WAY, THEY'RE HITTING IT BETWEEN THEM.
ANYWAY, I MUST HAVE THE MUSIC STUCK IN MY HEAD.
LISTENING TO KIRK MAKE A FOOL OF HIMSELF IN FRONT OF PEOPLE? THINGS I ENJOY.
WHO HIS PARENTS DON'T APPROVE OF, HE SEES HER SECRETLY
EXCUSE ME. COULD YOU TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED?
DO YOU REALIZE HOW WONDERFUL THIS IS?
. .
RICHARD, DID YOU KNOW PEOPLE ACTUALLY EXPECT
I SOUND LIKE A SPOILED HIGH-SCHOOL GIRL.
NOW IT SOUNDS LIKE I'M RUBBING YOUR FACE IN IT.
* IF YOU NEED * * IF YOU NEED *
IT'S FRENCH.
IT SAYS "A BULWARK NEVER FAILING."
MOM, PLEASE BELIEVE ME.
I KNOW THAT, RICHARD. I'M HAPPY TO HAVE HER STAY HERE,
COULD YOU HANG ON A SECOND?
"LOVE IN THE AFTERNOON" THE OTHER DAY -- THE MOVIE?
I'LL CALL YOU TOMORROW. HAVE FUN.
WALKS UP, ASKS ME TO GO STEADY.
THAT WAS MY HUSBAND.
OUR DEAL IS FOR FRIDAY-NIGHT DINNERS,
HAPPY? DELIRIOUS.