Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

WHATEVER, MAN. I'M NOT SAYING "BULWARK."
AND, LORELAI, THINGS AT THE INN ARE GOOD?
HE SEEMED LIKE A VERY NICE MAN.
RORY CHECKING HER PAGER EVERY FIVE MINUTES.
I MEAN, WE DON'T WANT TO MISS ANYTHING, RIGHT?
OF HER ABUSE, HER CONDESCENSION,
* IF YOU NEED * * IF YOU NEED *
THREE BLUEBERRY AND TWO LEMON POPPY SEED MUFFINS TO GO.
* A BULWARK NEVER FAILING *
WHILE I HAVE ANOTHER BATH SHEET vs. BATH TOWEL DEBATE
I MYSELF WAS THE GOALKEEPER FOR OUR TEAM
I KNOW.
ARE YOU SERIOUS? YEAH, I'M SERIOUS.
HE LOOKS KIND OF SERIOUS.
SHE SAID HE'S A RIGHTEOUS YOUNG MAN
IN CASE SOME OF THE INN'S OTHER GUESTS WANTED TO JOIN US.
I GOTTA BUY FLOWERS. SHE DOESN'T LIKE MINE. THEY'RE TOO TALL.
NUMBER 14, COULD YOU COME BACK HERE?
I BELIEVE A WOMAN MARRIES FOR LIFE.
ABOUT YOUR EXTREMELY PRODUCTIVE EVENING ALONE WHEN YOU SEE HIM.
WHEN YOU LEFT ME THERE, I WAS ALONE, AND NOW, LOOK --
[ GROANS ]
YOU'LL FIND A MAP ON THE THIRD PAGE OF YOUR WELCOME PACKET.
NEXT TIME, BRING ONE.
IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE FANCY?
I'M WON'T BE THAT GIRL. FROM NOW I WANT A PLAN.
LET ME JUST SAY TWO WORDS -- JOGGING SUIT.
OH, NOTHING. YEAH, NOTHING.
THANKS.
TO GET HOME AT A REASONABLE HOUR.
IS GRADUATING FROM CHILTON IN JUNE?
* I WILL FOLLOW WHERE YOU LEAD *
AND LOSE THE ABILITY TO FEED MYSELF?
IT'S OBSCENE! IT'S PICASSO.
AT THE SADIE HAWKINS DAY DANCE. HE WAS OVER-CHARGING FOR IT.
JESS, SHE REALLY IS AT THE HOCKEY GAME.
OH, ABSOLUTELY. I'M ALL FOR MORE BASHING.
AW. IF YOU'D WON, YOU COULD'VE RIOTED THROUGH TOWN,
PASS YOUR PLATE.
I MEAN IT. I COULDN'T BE MORE GRATEFUL.
YOU KNOW LIKE, JULIE MYRSTEN, KRISTEN KEIFER, JILL ALLEN.
GOOD LUCK TONIGHT.
YOU CANNOT BE SURE IF THOSE ARE BREASTS.
SHE NEEDS REASSURANCE. WELL, DAVE IS PRETTY COOL.
YOUR MOM LOVES DAVE?
THOUGH, PERHAPS, IF EMILY COULD HAVE THE MEAL SERVED ON TIME,
VERY NICE.
RORY? MOM.
DO YOU KNOW WHERE SHE IS? THE HOCKEY GAME.
YOU KNOW, I ALMOST LIKE IT BETTER LIKE THIS.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO ASK WHEN YOU HEAR YOUR GRANDMOTHERS MAKING OUT!
* IF YOU'RE OUT ON THE ROAD *
IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE SHE BOOKED HIM.
[ SIGHS ]
STOP YELLING AT ME. I DIDN'T WRITE IT.
"GO MINUTEMEN. THE FUTURE IS YOURS.
ALRIGHT, MINUTEMEN! GO GET THEM, BOYS!
WHAT?! YOU'RE EATING TOO QUICKLY!