Face-Off - Gilmore Girls [S03E15]

JUST REMEMBER, THERE'S CUTE JEALOUS AND THERE'S OTHELLO.

Perfect. PERFECT?

IN FRONT OF HER FRIENDS, IN FRONT OF HER FAMILY?

GREAT. GREAT. EVERYTHING'S GREAT.

BECAUSE HE SAID HE'D CALL ME.

* A-A-A-AMEN * * A-A-A-AMEN * * A-A-A-AMEN *

I'M NOT SURE WHAT WE'RE DOING TONIGHT.

ARE YOU SERIOUS? YEAH, I'M SERIOUS.

RORY'S NOT FEELING SO GOOD.

IN "FULL METAL JACKET"?

HAPPY? DELIRIOUS.

PERIOD -- SORRY, FIRST PERIOD BEGINS. MY BAD.

I SAW HER KISSING A MAN. WHAT?

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

DUDE, WHAT'S A BULWARK?

I FOUND MYSELF GETTING LONELY,

CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW THAT FEELS?

WHATEVER. HEY, JESS,

YOU'RE SAYING IT'S MY FAULT?

IT'S OBSCENE! IT'S PICASSO.

OH, MY GOD! HE'S JEALOUS. THAT'S SO GREAT.

THEY COULDN'T HAVE CARED LESS.

HEY. RORY.

HELLO. NICE TO MEET YOU.

YOU'VE WORKED YOUR WOMANLY WILES ON HIM, LANE KIM.