Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"Teachers, parents."

That sounds nice.

We decided we're not in the business of protecting people's feelings.

Have Malcolm help you. You two know me better than anyone.

This morning sucked though.

People get pulled away from my life and into yours.

Don't ever let your fear of someone's reaction stop you.

Are we getting good manure with chicken shit?

How about this? "Congratulations, graduates."

-You're wrong. -I agree.

so we just made out, cuddled, and fell asleep together.

Oh, here's something hilarious that happened.

as opposed to the fork boys you usually date?

I mean more of a throw a guy in a basement and lock the door kind of thing.

Because I am who I am, and most people think that is pretty cool.

because I'm too scared of the woman at the front desk,

There is beauty in observing the greatness around you,

I think you're right. Which is hard to say 'cause I want to focus on my thing.

Who's that? Nope. Nope. I'm not gonna slow you down.

♪ You got me down on my knees… ♪

You don't really think I'm right. Hold your position.

Except Tuesdays and Thursdays for his water aerobics class.