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I get to put the proteins in the cryo-freezer,
the world's gonna grind you into a sausage and make a broth with whatever is left.
Jackson, your girlfriend's looking for you.
I wouldn't say a break-up. We went on two dates.
This is like in seventh grade
How are you, my fine fellow? Splendid, I hope.
Never mind. I got it.
Oh, this guy. Just left me another voicemail.
My friend, you will never do that.
Christ, you're all in here.
Didn't drop the chainsaw this time.
Wow. Even for Ellis, that's a first.
They go in there to tell secrets and smoke cigars.
It was so beautiful I could almost forget I was standing in sewage.
-You should take this to Ellis. -I don't know.
It's the only way we're ever gonna discover anything new.
Leslie Clevenger? The therapist the board hired?
-And you sound great. -Jeanie. Jean Sequence.
Oh, maybe I am a villain.
Green Lab, great progress on the prosthetic hand.
I'm gonna be home all night. Call me, okay?
and I know Brian's not right for me.
-Hey, buddy boy. How's your morning going? -Not great. And also, "buddy boy?"
-Is this a sex thing? -We're putting protein away.
Even better. It's tree trimming day.
You gave it a try. For an hour. Still, if you're not ready, don't do it.
And no, we were both pretty drunk,
Got my first quarterly budget meeting with Anna.
-And when I'm tying my shoes… -Oh my God, go and fertilize something.