Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Come on. Unless you want to work in here. The cold is great for my skin.

You want to get out of that open mic? I think that’s wise.

I'm starting to see the downside of having him here.

He had kind of a bad morning, so I'm gonna wait a day or so.

I appreciate that.

Luckily she went to get a juice, so I ran away.

You can't protect someone's son to not hurt his feelings.

in a local amateur production.

-You're kidding, right? -No. I'm hilarious.

Okay, so a funny opener.

Instead, she jumped into a very committed relationship with vodka.

"The dictionary defines pain as physical suffering,

No, he just said some stuff about being fearless and doing what's right,

-It's a little wishy-washy, no? -My stuff works.

Change of plan. We have to write a commencement speech for Ellis.

-How dare you? -I'm sorry. You're right.

which means my complexion is gonna look amazing.

By the way, I also think we should cool things between us.

Little help? Oh God!

You've quadrupled the nutrients, Now just get rid of the squid aftertaste.

Just tell her you don't like how she's treating you.

it'll open its mouth of razor-sharp teeth and criticize me.