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You two need to be careful
Where's my phone?! Where's my phone?!
There was a rug.Who's gonna clean that up?
And the kids'll be gone soon.
N-N--
Aah!
Wait a minute.
Dad?!
I love the guy,
I got a response to my Craigslist ad.
Announcer: Next, "Blood Orgy 7: Rise of the Organ Hoarder."
Kids get bonked all the time.
Our adoption agency.
So they're --
Yeah.
prowling Saigon with a Vietnamese beauty.
Yeah.
You're missing Joe's tributeto the 50 nifty United States.
No, Mom, we're screwing this up.
The only thing more painful than children's theater
I'm gonna use the restroom.
No, no, Ronaldo's mom,she had --
Oh, geez!
No, come on, it --♪ Stand up♪
Jay.
with a carpeted bathroom and a four-in-one game table.
What if we took the R--you kidding me?!
Peekaboo! George! Poppy!
and, uh, he and Pepper dropped off their Great Danes
Now, I'm sorry,
when he sees you two there.
I wonder if his parents messed him up, too.
Thanks for showing us how fun it is to learn.
about a possible moveto Missouri.
Yes, well, well, well.
Now it i-i-i-i-is!
No, it's the finishing touches