Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I hid a muscle relaxer in it.
Isn't Deidre gonna be mad?
The key is to buy the hottest toys
I would normally respond with a "Chili Boy Marv,"
handed to me by Santa Claus."
Ooh.
What are you even debating?
Are you the Ghost of Christmas Present?
I think you forgot about "The Santa Clause."
He has a wider gait than I do, so I have to take longer steps.
I see you playing with
Are you kidding me?
Our last name is Sanderson, Jessica.
No, pops, I'm the Ghost of Kwanzaa Present.
It has a Pentium processor and...
I should come in here to a giggling, tickling party.
Smart. Personalizing it with embroidery so I can't return it.
How long have you had a key? I don't have a key.
but a deal's a deal.
Yes.
Santa's gonna be here any minute.
Oh, my poor baby.
Huh?
So what day does Kwanzaa fall on?
Santa is Chinese.
Merry Christmas, Chili Boy Marv.
Ma'am? This isn't the public library.
No hips, no hips.
It acts up when I stare at anything from a side angle.
diaspora people settled far from their ancestral homelands
You know, Christmas ain't that bad.