Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, and Adrian, "Testosterone Tag"?

-Guard these with your life. -Can I keep one of those scissors?

The scissors. They're tiny.

Enjoy life while you can.

This is the Daisy 760 Pumpmaster.

and the second group will remain in reserve.

of Make Believe Assistant with No Real Power in a Fake War, I guess.

They're supposed to be shiny.

The mission's over for you, but those pants fight another day.

-[man] Yes, sir. -Good!

consisting of mostly very green teenage recruits

Excuses are like assholes

It's for 100 points.

Adrian, there is power in conformity!

Correcting for lunar gravitation, 707.4.

I love that suit.

50/50 nylon-cotton twill trousers

You can't even do a burpee in that thing?

Yuri's love is like sprinkles around your ice cream heart.

When I wanna blow off steam, I go to the tunnel under Building 5.

Crushing the spirits of your own team.

I was top of my class in Intro to Combat Theory,

Here they come! Spacemen!

[singing in falsetto] ♪ Big girls don't cry ♪

I'm gonna eat your liver!

[clears throat]

-All right. Hey. All right. -[both laugh]

Try to hit those Air Force boys on the Red Team first.

Come out, come out, wherever you are!

Now let's talk about tactics.

That's yours. Okay. Okay.

Oh, absolutely.

The hardened general keeps his distance, unsure how to show his admiration

Sorry, I thought it would make it more dramatic.

What are you doing?

Do you have a charger?

Jim, I'm right here. I can hear you.

-Ha. Sorry. -Which will give us the biggest edge?