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"Astronauts should help each other, not shoot each other."
The war game is very important.
-[Mark sighs] -The choice of weapons and targets
Yes, ma'am. Right.
Whoa, whoa.
[Mallory] To war.
In real life, that makes me totally uninterested.
Yeah, bitch! Uh!
-[suit whirring] -Ah!
It will help us pick which exoskeleton system to buy,
Yeah, I get it, Mark.
What's up, guys? I used to be in Air Force.
We got sprinkles, sir.
I, uh, sometimes sing to relieve stress.
Um...
is getting the best equipment for the Space Force team.
What the fuck?
-Treasure this one. -Sir.
-So now they have cars on the moon? -Oh, hush.
Really takes a while, sir.
-[balloon pops] -[Julio] Oh!
can be as small as a BB-sized tear in a spacesuit.
So, now I'm getting fashion advice
Yeah. Go. Go.
Well, we have the best system.
It takes about as long as it took the minutemen
Calculate orbital period. What's our radial trajectory?
-The systems are... -What am I doing?
Well, then my vast experience in the ring will finally come in handy.
-[laughing] -Yeah.
Which was called...
Pump it up! Pump it hard!
The skirmish is worth 100 points.
Satellite's in range.
culminating with a mock infantry skirmish on the moon.
and you'll be marched home like a sack of manure on a pair of stilts.
Kick their ass!