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I'm always losing mine.
-[Mark] And fire! -[guns firing] 
My college gender studies professor made me write a paper about it
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
I just put my order in.
Alpha Squad! Move out!
Ugh. Come on. There aren't as many trolls as people say.
[Yuri] Where you've been, babycakes?
And the winner is Space Force!
General Mark Nerd.
Ho! Hooah! 
Are you gonna order anything? The line's kind of long.
Oh, no, no. No judgment here.
Dude, this is the weirdest day.
I knew you would fixate on that word.
Lockheed or Raytheon.
Congrats to...
Why do you ask to be ridiculed?
[brakes screeching] 
I think that you stink at sports, and a long time ago,
-You dress for defense. -Exactly.
-[suit whirring]  -[grunting]
you could be on some distant star, harvesting corn.
Charge!
and I got an A-plus on my end-of-term paper.
Five years!
you made your point by making us all look like fools.
Let's get it on!
-[overlapping shouts] -[airmen grunting]
-[balloon pops]  -Oh.
Now, of course, that's-- that's not PC, but...
[military drumbeat playing]
-[suits whirring] -[airmen grunting]
[BB guns firing]
Well, I've sat through both presentations
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