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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
And?
And, uh, enough with the events targeting the Armed Services.
No. No, there will not be a statement at this time.
Sure.
But Maine, Wisconsin and New Hampshire
Oh, I just needed to drop this for him.
If they keep coming after me,
I'm fucking President of the United States.
You know, we did meet once before, Mr. President.
[protesters chanting] Not my president! Not my president!
the Supreme Court is down a justice and doomed to deadlock,
A solution that's elegant as hell.
What's going on, Doug? What's happening?
I'm as surprised as you are.
Let's hope the House does the right thing. But as far as the Senate,
But if there's a tie...
Access. A better seat at the table.
Couldn't... or wouldn't?
Everything you're saying you could've read in the paper.
The identity of the next President of these United States
Now, since you haven't been around the block as many times as I have,
No, don't give me his schedule. I don't want to hear
- Uh. Hold on. - Thanks for the sandwich.
It's not you, Claire. It's him.
We got as many Congress people as we could get out of this.
I've been juggling senators most of the day.
- So? - Maine finally looks solid, sir.
- What about you, Louise? - What are you having?
My hair and my head back...
[theme music playing]
I did learn one true thing about Augustus Underwood.
Well, the Dems won the Senate,
- All right, let's bring him in. - Yes, sir.
Uh, vote's looking good now. [inhales deeply]
The only support I need, General...
and Will Conway is not taking you to the prom.
You don't wanna do that.
[Mark] No, you're not.
It looks like Conway is going to win.
will wipe their hands of you.
for a civil and productive meeting with the Congressman.
I mean, really.
And that is something that I can give you.
And she said the words "Doug Stamper"?
- [scoffs] - I'm doing all I can.
I believe in you, Congressman. Do you wanna know why?
[cell phone chimes]
Yeah, okay.
[Tony] It really helps. Very effective.
But come on.
And to think you could have made yourself memorable
Yes, Congressman, it's not your DUIs that concern us,
Flip Decision, one of my favorites,
I don't know what's worse...
You watch your tone.
Yes, Congressman, but flights are considered bribes.
- It's country over party, Claire. - Are you flexing?
[woman] Mr. Grayson, you have a call on line three.