Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-You think I'm handsome? -Oh, my God, please fuck off.
-Kill me? -Yeah. (CHUCKLES)
♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
♪ You're not a lady You're a love bomb, baby ♪
Well, most superheroes have a gymnast body.
Hey, bud. Learning to drive now?
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See how much it's worth. Maybe it's 50 cents,
-out of my fuckin' fridge. -(GAGS)
What's in the bag?
-Sorry-- -Hi. Sure thing. What can I get you?
Costume? This is a uniform. And it's brand new,
-rotting fish breath, sure. -Fuck you, bitch!
-♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪ -Oh. Hey, man, what's up?
-(EAGLY SCREECHES) -PEACEMAKER: Aw, you missed?
(SMASHING, CLATTERING)
for 24 hours with nothing but starving rats!
Project Starfish. It's headed towards the city,
-(GRUNTS) -(ROARS)
The ratio is suspect, is all I have to say!
other than your ability to fight for us.
-Who's a good boy? -(SCREECHES)
-You been takin' Eagly out? -Yeah.
Sorry, I just gotta touch your boobs.
-(KEYS JANGLING) -No, I'm-- I'm serious.
(SCOFFS) Fuck you.
♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
(SIGHS)
with a granddaughter named "Octopussy."
♪ What's going up Must come down ♪
You want to have a dressing-getting-off contest right now, Dye-Beard?
screamin' like a little girl. (CHUCKLES)
I didn't make these things while you were in prison.
John Economos, who you may also know,
(INHALES DEEPLY) "Good choice."
(SCOFFS) Guy's a total douchebag.
(GRUNTS)
-♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ -(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
-We hear what? -The fuckin' pi-- Oh.
Still, my desire for a jetpack remains,
-Oh, Peacemaker! -Yes!
(CHILDREN LAUGHING, SHOUTING)
(CLEARS THROAT)
And I refuse to believe that @PepetheFrog89
-CUSTOMER 2: She's a babe. -♪ Oh, yeah, I... ♪
FREEDOM!!
Name's Murn.
and I'll find a job I actually like.
-(CHUCKLES) Hmm. -(SIGHS)
Thank you. Just the old shell game. (EXHALES)
WALLER: Not our problem. We've achieved the objective.
They were rat bites from when the rats
A guy on Twitter works for the aquarium,
What is an Octopussy anyway?
on the DL, is there anybody out there looking for me?
This is Harcourt, who you may know
That wasn't inappropriate, was it, Eagly?
-You only kill minorities, man! -(PEACEMAKER CHUCKLING)
I'm so sorry,
You fail to follow my orders
(GROANS, CHOKES)
-PEACEMAKER: I'm just trying to say... -Hey.