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Any of the rest of you wanna finish it for him?
-for "Best Friends For--" -(PHONE BEEPING)
He was tortured! His own father tortured him
♪ The mirror lies The whole world's wrong ♪
♪ Fuck yeah, come on Come on... ♪
No, the way that you did it
-(SCREECHES) -♪ (TENDER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
by lockin' him in a crate
No, man, don't say that. Why say that?
-(GRUNTS) -(GROANS)
Maybe I'm stupid, but why would you even wanna wear that
♪ Well, I've been Waiting so long ♪
Jesus fuck, lady. (GROANS)
-you ugly fuckin cu-- (GROANS) -(GRUNTS)
(CHUCKLING) He had these horrible acne scars.
Keeya and I will be back on our feet
You guys hear that, right? It's not just me?
-(GROWLS) -(GROANS)
PEACEMAKER: Hmm.
I appreciate the work, but after this job is done,
(ENERGY FIELD BUZZING)
Yeah? Who's Daddy's boy? (CHUCKLES)
(WHISPERING) He has mental issues.
And this is our new recruit, Leota Adebayo,
-(CAR DOOR OPENING) -It's too big, actually. It...
Yeah. I killed Rick Flag for you people!
Take our word for it, the man's a serious threat
(CHUCKLES)
Fuck! I knew it was fucking too good to be true!
None of this
It ain't a million bucks.
Hey. Scooch. (GRUNTS)
♪ I could've cried I could've cried ♪
♪ Getting high, getting brave Getting snow-blind ♪
Guy I was working with, Bloodsport, big,
Batman is a superhero.
But there's something else about him that's...
Just tell me which one you think is best?
♪ (MELANCHOLIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-What the fuck? -...motherfuckers' heads off!
♪ But you Dancing with blinkers on ♪
♪ You're all I ever wanted ♪
This might be a good time for me to bring up...
laid out in the hospital for, like, five months.
He starts fuckin' fish? That's taking it a step too far.
♪ Keep it coming Oh, baby, fire away ♪
-Night, baby girl. -Good night, Mom.
(CAR HORN HONKING)
-(SCREECHING) -♪ She said, if you ain't gonna Go to heaven with me ♪
That's not what it is.
♪ (GLOOMY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -CUSTOMER 1: You fucking kidding me? She said what?
-(CHUCKLES) -LEOTA: So I look forward to working with you.
(SCREECHES)
♪ Set for three ♪
-Is your dog named Doggy? -(JOHN CHUCKLING)
Of course I don't fuckin' know how he got it.
-What's your first name? -Why?
-Got out of prison. -You don't say?
If you're gonna make up a person,