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Big hands. Big dick.
My only regret is I won't get to turn this in because it is scathing.
What? I knew it. Where is he?
To lure a black market arms dealer into the open...
Well, we'll never know.
I mean it's all fake, obviously-- Exactly.
You had same wine, how did you not get drug?
4 more years
Lana, listen. No, you listen. We're--
A pig wouldn't be caught dead in there.
Oh, for-- Seriously?
You could've said--
That makes you gay for me? Well, I don't really like that word.
- Oh, my God. What if I'm gay for Tolkien? - Dude.
Yeah, so, uh, about un-framing you for treason and murder.
- What? First of all, shit-ass. - Or take criticism.
Shut up, it went down wrong. Yeah, said your...
I want them all converging on his location.
That break room is disgusting.
Fourteen days survival ration, two night vision goggle...
He's-- Wait, I'm sorry, whose future together?
Exactly, because he's a fricking lemur.
"Employee is often unprepared for important meetings."
You know rne, I've banged more hot chicks than I've had hot dinners, but...
Armory supervisor. Hooray, what's with the cage?
Because I'm not the idiot that took his idiot clothes off.
U VAGINA
One Sterling Archer, two Sterling Archer.
...isn't the optimal time to do peer reviews.
Okay. I got an El Camino full of rampage here, so what's the plan?