HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
...landed safely, buried his chute...
I said who was in the goddamn--
Yeah, gotta give them a head start.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Talk to Pam today, because somehow and seemingly impossibly soon...
Dude, what? It was just the tip.
- Ow! Ha-ha-ha!
Oh, or a credit card. Yeah, like at roughtrade.net.
Eight fireplaces, dude, how nuts is that?
No, seriously, if anybody finds out I helped you, I'll be disavowed.
Section three, Organization Skills. Cyril!
...shooting tranquilizer darts at the world's shittiest pet.
The doohickey says he's about 30 minutes away.
Wha--? Jesus, dude, I'm not censored.
Well, besides Lana ditching me. For what, an Entmoot?
For that. What, what is...? Oh.
But somehow, thanks to what I just assume is ODIN idiocy...
Strongly agree. And from where?
...The Russian Tea Room or The Palm.
Ha! Nice. Queer.
That phone call was-- Luke!
Question one, "Does employee cooperate with others and..."
...a singular same-sex attraction. Can I, uh-- Um...
Luke.
It matters to me. Well, but you don't.
When Ron said we were going on a cruise, I almost vomited blood.
And yet you found room for a 20-page wad of Pam's stupid peer review!
But I have a list of all his known aliases, so see if any of them used a passport.
They kind of already are. There's only, like, two of them.
Archer? Oh, dude, is it bad?
And my point was, we could easily have done this by now.
Well, except Ms. Archer.
Only like ten people work in this whole goddamn chickenshit outfit.
Dr. D.B. Cooper.
Dude, I’m not gay