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Yeah ?
Oh, god, I'm so hot !
I went on the internet, and I saw how they looked,
Like, is his receiver somewhere in the middle east,
And I want you in second.
I'm good. Okay.
What's that ?
All right, you crazy drunks, this is for the $500 prize.
Phew !
Oh... Ah !
No, no, good instinct.
We're calling you out, sir.
I collect things made out of clams.
Shit, oh, shit.
I've made it clear, didn't I ?
Alaikum salaam, brother.
And we're here to tell you that...
And he's listening to the receiver or something ?
One was a "wah-wah," and one was like a "nrrrr."
Wait a minute-- we got some new contestants-- here we go !
Why you takin homo cough medicine?
No, no, you listen to me !
I'm gonna go ahead, and I'm gonna come clean.
Hey, yeah.
No, I don't care if you go, you can go.
( chair creaking )
No, no...
Deal with it, crackers !
Thanks to the Nation of Islam
A couple of croatians were making counterfeit $5 bills
( woman screeching )
See, you gotta call them out.
Yeah, we're gonna holler at you, all right ?
Like shooting fish in a barrel
Get 'em, jonesy ! Get 'em !
You have to take out, like, $40,
To the black man here in america.
Step over here, sir.
Which is a weird distinction to make