Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Or whatever it is.

J-jehovah loves you.

You took what ? What'd you take ?

And a all-you-can-eat buffet.

Okay, okay, hold on.

That's pretty good. That's pretty good.

Key chains for everybody ?

( wiegel ) to have the little-- wah-wah ?Our days off

( williams ) things have changed for me,

I don't wanna hurt you guys, I just wanna make fun of you.

Thank you, brother.

Okay, I'm at 16,300 right here.

I'm gonna go get some bacon.

This thing on my head is called a "burka"

But it's like a bad cell plan--

Okay, be nice, because there's two kinds of muslims.

You are hot. ( chuckles )

It's from the homeland-security training.

No, okay, no, that's not gonna happen.

I been hoodwinked, bamboozled.

( british accent ) "hello, my name is samuel."

Can we holler at you for a second ?

I am a forbidden fruit.

Are you following his hand ?

Proper date ? Yeah.

( man ) ... Big jelly doughnut, that just--

Yeah, and the vertical hold is off a little bit.

Okay, where was I ?

Shot glass for you.

'cause, see, you got the truth on your-- hey !

Now that you're... Nation of muslim ?

( chanting ) slut ! Slut ! Slut !...

Before we hand it over to the secret service,

I mean, it's only been, realistically--