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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Yeah.
Hello.
- Oh, heard that's beautiful. - What a cruise!
I offered him a tip, but he didn't take the tip,
And I explained to him, I have these shoes,
- I insist. - No, I cannot take this.
I think it would be a fantastic thing for him.
Do they-- do they know about the, uh, Asperger's?
I'll leave her quickly. You could understand that.
Thank you.
you come back, she says, "Did you had fun?"
Okay, all right, okay. Thank you.
I can't sleep with the same bed with anybody.
- Larry, we're hungry. - Larry: We're all hungry.
( guitar strumming )
- Yes, honey-- - Yes, and she's enjoying it very much.
I know everything about you.
- Bye. - Bye.
There's nothing Americans hate more than a cutter.
Are you getting seconds?
- Right. - Eddie, yes.
Now get under those covers.
How can your father be a kamikaze pilot when he's still alive?
This is all so very confusing.
- Yes. - Hmm.
You know, I-- I think I want-- I want to go home.
- I know, I know. - You're not tough enough.
- Champagne. - Oh.
That is confusing.
Oh, hey, Cesar.
Hey, Eddie, breakfast!
He also saved me from a marriage to a lesbian.
Feeling bad is feeling in the heart, not in the wallet!
- Yeah. - Thank you. You understand.
I can't see the butter. Do it again.
I actually would prefer to sit over there, but, you know.
- Marilyn: Oh, my God! Oh! - ( gasps )
Uh, excuse me, Señor Larry.
You're never going to eat all that.
It's a little bonus for you, a little extra. Take it.
- Who's Cesar? - Yo.
Oh, Cesar, this is-- this is unprecedented!
You couldn't let the ketchup go.
- True. - I have seen it.
And I was thinking, as a devout Muslim,
Who's paying for the expensive champagne?