Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Because now I can blame the rest of the night on you.

But wouldn't that mean you hate it?

Which is the worst day.

Oh, uh -- no, he can't watch the kids. It's guys' night.

You think jerry is lame and you're cool,

No, I do. I'll replace you next time.

I forgot, which makes me embarrassed

People who think they're better than they are.

Yeah, dad, that doesn't seem fair.

Is that a skull?

I'm the most powerful car in the universe.

No! I don't want pain to hurt!

What is joyful about this?

Isn't a doorknob a virgin?

It hurts my balls!

You have pens in your head. You look like a god damn idiot.

Mm, excellent. Ooh, that hurts, which means it feels good.

[ cellphone beeping ]

And we can get to know each other.

You want to see the real me?

Yeah, I dreamt I [bleep] your mother.

It's okay, rick, you don't have to say it.

I had more than just fun hanging out with you tonight.

We're here because you [bleep] up.

But we were just having fun. At my expense!

I mean, blowing the place up was always an option.