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But I got this little ditty from kohl's.
Why can't you pretend to be a robot pretending to be a car?
I'm not your "pal", I'm your punchline.
Hi, summer smith, morty's older sister.
♪ evil ♪
So, jerry, just be yourself.
♪ oh, yeah ♪
Oh, the pain of being rejected from hell.
How do you know when it's aligned?
♪ even more beautiful ♪
Because to us, a bad time is --
Through sexual gratification.
Isn't that good?
After a week rife with the fetor of sin,
Ew, dude, look! She's just a just-car!
Nice hooks. Where-where'd you get them?
Man: Did you get any of that?
Wow, you're... Beautiful.
Wrong.
Nuh-uh-uh. Nuh-uh-uh.
♪♪
I shouldn't have kept you in the dark
But jerry is not your "toy".
♪ that's the facts ♪
Aah! Didn't I say replace those goddamn hooks?
[ beeping ] okay.
But it's bruce chutback! Wait, what?
How'd you lock that down? He's in my math class.
We're not gonna bail on you, bruce.
Oh, it's so gnar. Oh, my god.
So gross and fake. [ gags ]
I didn't mean to cause you any pleasure,
Party of me.
Hellamic industries' brand-new product, hellamic sauce.
And that was the third time
For those faulty skin hooks.
[ screaming ]
Case closed.
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