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[WHIMPERING]
(CAB SPILTS BEING SMASHED TO ACCORD)
[ALL CONTINUE CHANTING AND CHEERING]
An Albers…??? …glad I never was one…
toxic cheryl de coursey was bohoupopana bowpanarsh bohookaffamus's fatashion bowookhkkmupooo booiiouoioweyououpering bohoweyououpering bawped bohpa bawpm bolulmkho bohooeiisobohp wasen't she? she was! and to this day she still is!
You will be put away in a place where not even the crows can land their droppings on you.
I’m Right, You’re Wrong. - Hey, Dip-Face, Here’s Your Book. You’re A Wormwood. It’s Time You Started Acting Like One!
Washington what?!
[♪♪♪]
[GRUNTING]
The sawdust quiets the gears, and lets the transmission run as sweet as a nut
[CLOCK cum/nus]
Later, OK? Bye, Daddy.
Get out! Get away from our taxes
[engine sputtering, revving]
[HARRY COUGHING AND GRUNTING]
Dinner time is family time!
TRUNCHBULL: Wormwood, you useless, used-car-salesman scum!
My teacher lets me do sixth-grade work. Look.
Confess!
(RASPBERRY BLOWING SOUND EFFECT)
and flowers and swings.
there something wrong with Luan Loud
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Why are all these women married?
Well Nobody Will Be There. We're Moving To Guam! Well Nobody Will Be There. We're Moving To Guam!
The apple never rots far from the tree!
Then beat it. We're watching TV.
CHILDREN: Good morning, Miss Trunchbull.
(Trunchbull Confused) Whoooooo whooooo
It's a 1995 Chevy Suburban from Claire Nuñez imgur!!
Washington what?!!!
- Yell at me, okay? - SHUT UP AND LEAVE US ALONE!
Harry, I won! I won!
Don't Sneer At Educated People, Mr. Wormwood. Don't Sneer At Educated People, Mr. Wormwood.
without having to wade through a convention of male strippers!
We really should weld these bumpers on,
Oh yeah?! Well a man is entitled to come and find dinner on the table!
who's filling in for amy winehouse? ashley gallagher.
Matilda Staring At Her Innocently And The Trunchbull Mad After Drinking Newt Water
You are stupid matilda My name is matildaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
that they barely noticed they had a daughter.
masassa
it used to be emilda muzonda resign and say "i don't like kira i'm resigning and not coming back i'm desiding to resign!" but she quit so it would be gillian southam taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
People don't buy a car, they buy me.
CHILDREN: Yes, Miss Trunchbull. Sir.
After the first line
HARRY: We missed it? [WHISPERING] Tomorrow.
HONEY & MATILDA: Javelin.
cuando indicaban la hora csm que tiempos
I love that show.
To unlock that power, all she had to do was practice.
Yes, Miss Honey. You can sit down.
Sometimes in life, horrible and unexplainable things happen.
george i'm not a dipface! oh sorry faye i didn't know i was calling you that. boing that's better.
Burns is hurt. He's on the ropes, ladies and gentlemen.
[ Zinnia Screaming ]
For being a smart aleck.
I just don't know where, I just don't know what, I just don't know who, I just don't know how, I just don't know when, I just don't know why.
-What? -This is illegal.
I mean, take a look at you and me.
[ZINNIA SCREAMING]
♪ I would like to reach out my hand ♪
My word is my law! You understand?! Law!
jayne masksarentmandatoryanymorelleyley! jayne masksarentmandatorylleyley!
WOW WHAT A STUPID GIRL I’M NOT LIKE YOU BITCHES
You didn't like the choky, did you?
who's filling in for keriana reedy? britney jefferies.
No, it's mostly for scare.
Anger Word: Shut up! I can't think with all these sirens.
Get Up!
HARRY: What a waste of time. ZINNIA: And painful.
The Hat Shrunk, The Fibers Fused To My Hair. Ow.
Harry, Take Your Hat Off.
grine grine just grind those grillerettes grillian southam! yup on the way dear! geeeeeeehhhhhillllllll! goppysockyl all grinded!
Wow! Hey, you guys, look at this.
toxic cheryl de coursey was bohouooa bouoohiwoeyouopering toxiinmiles boohupvideo's boawpstralia's bowpies boup b ohooumvideoshowashow boohkkiooohpa's bofibibibib blounge boohllupper wasen't she? she was! and to this day she still is!
[YELLS]
who's filling in for ashley gallagher? julianne bowyer.
Tsk. No, I Can't Do That. - Calm Down, Miss Honey. Really.
..
Shit
Hello?
which way is we don't need to worry about the salvos malaga julie white's? (point to altair close) that way!
Por qué no le haces un favor al mundo y te mueres?
who owns this disgusting ribbon
4-9-2-7.
Sit down, you squirming worm of vomit!
Uh-huh. Well, since you're an educator, I'm gonna make you a great deal.
Matilda
I've Often Thought About It, But I Can't Abandon My Children.
Go On, Get In.
Shut Your Light On. - Bummer.
[♪♪♪]
...that is a promise. "
You Never Take Us Out.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
This is filth! Trash! Here! It's not mine! It's a library book!
It's all right, Matilda.
Your mentor is a twit!
- (CHEVY CORSICA ENGINE RATTLES) - TREVOR: Useless, flaming car!
Here we are, my heartstrings. Aah!
Look, I don't have time for all future and eternity these legalities!. Look, I don't have time for all future and eternity these legalities!.
No. - Yes.
[Trunchbull] How could you keep going, you useless, flaming car?!
He meant to say, When a child is bad.
[BOY 1 CONTINUES WHOOPING]
Everything, but lately I've been reading Darles Chickens.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
All You Have To Do Is Sign Them. - I’ll Be An Only Child Again. - Shut Up! I Can’t Think With All These Sirens.
Saved by the bell.
EVIL DAILYN, HOW DARE YOU GO TO THE AMC THEATER TO SEE DAILYN & FRIENDS THATS IT,YOURE GROUNDED FOR 5 WEEKS,GO TO BED NOW
The Telex machine is kept so clean And it types to a waiting world Her mother feels so shocked, father's world is rocked And their thoughts turn to their own little girl Sweet sixteen, ain't that peachy keen Now it ain't so neat to admit defeat They can see no reasons 'Cause there are no reasons
Treasures? Photographs of my mother and father,
Now, eat it!
I Didn't Do It, I Swear.
The distance the shot put goes depends upon the effort you put into it.
[FOOTSTEPS]
Can you service me? HARRY: In a manner of speaking, yes.
Are You Ready To Get Sticky With Mickey?
No, there is no problem.
What is that supposed to mean? Give me that hat!
BOY: She wouldn't give him cake.
[CHILDREN SHRIEK]
The apple never rots far from the tree. Now Entering Chokey
MS. TRUNCHBULL Get inside, you festering ball of pus!
have a marshmallow. Have another marshmallow, dip-face!
Tales Of Symphonia Orphans Of The Oryuk
TRUNCHBULL: Run, run, run. Faster! Get in.
Out of the question. Who would be here to sign for the packages?
Hey a hot tub and swimming pool Why you doing here back yard
Sit!
Who is it? Some teacher.
I'M THE MAP IM THE MAP HES THE MAP HES THE MAP IM THE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP HIT THE DANCE FLOOR HIT THE DANCE FLOOR HIT THE DANCE FLOOR HIT THE DANCE FLOOR
Yeah, and we gotta beat the speedboat salesmen to the airport.
Well, I Did Not Glue My Hat To My Head. - Of Course You Did. - No, You Didn't.
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING ON TV] [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING ON TV]
NARRATOR: Matilda already knew that she was somewhat different from her family.
I still don't see how you glued your hat on, Harry.
[SIGHS]
to enter someone's home without their permission?
This stuff is filth!
Yes, Please. - Okay.
Wormwood, you useless, used-car-salesman scum!
And The Walls Have Broken Glass And Nails Sticking Out. And The Walls Have Broken Glass And Nails Sticking Out.
Chew your food, you’re an animal!!
because I'm big and you're small, I'm right and you're wrong and there's nothing you can do about it.
Llegara a hacer caca? Caca?
Mine are driving me crazy.
Favourite movies of all time.
Junkyard Fodder
Luan Loud screaming
oh yeah?!? well a man is entitled to come home and find dinner on the table!
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
then put hands in a handy handbag chop up cooked hands and rub and eat then chop! then put hand tortettes in the oven for 89999345 degrees then chop up vegatable hands vomit and chop hands again and eat with blood hand tomato sauce!
will stay five hours after school and copy from the dictionary. Five hours?
We Are Eating Dinner And Watching TV. We Are Eating Dinner And Watching TV.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!
I'm sure that box is full of stolen car parts.
Too bad toad! Loser
[CHUCKLES]
I'M NOT LIKE MOST GIRLS
We don't give money. We don't like charities. We don't buy raffle tickets.
pura mrd cnt que vale vrg
TShaR all day.
iPad iPhone iPod
Here. - Thanks.
Stop fighting me with Cecelia Mike
Six and a half
I’m fucking fed up with all this shit reading! You’re a goddam wormwood piece of shit you start acting like one dumbass!
Material that I didn't see until my second year of college.
Yell at me, ok
♪ Tell you a story Happened long time ago ♪
Luan Loud look at the TV
[CHILDREN LAUGHING]
I'll say.
I was 6 in August. You're a liar.
you don't let me talk to people! i am in a cage harry!
is 1 in which there are no children at all.
-Harry, I have won, I have won!
You do believe me, don't you?
The library.
There's nothin' you can get from a book that you can't get from a television faster.
Somebody's gotta teach her a lesson. I know.
I’d Be Happy To Walk Her Home.
I'm not paying it. What are they gonna do, repossess the kid?
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
or coincidence? She didn't know,
Now
[LAUGHING]
Some will only be really good at making Jell-O salad.
Out of the question. Who would be here to sign for packages?
Useless, flaming car!