Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

you just come runnin' back asking for more.
And with what they're paying me, I think I can pay you back
to see Wayne Newton before he dies.
- Aww, we're so proud. Whoo! - Thank you.
No, we don't, we don't do that.
Oh, shit!
Ha-ha! You know what? I'm done fighting this.
Nice, classy place.
Jaxon, honey, mama needs more hooch.
[knock on the door] Uh, yeah?
I can tell when you're dicking around.
No, it's not! It's the best for you.
and you kept screaming at him.
[doorbell rings] I'll get it.
and I want it all gone.
- Or at least, a boundary. - I know.
♪ Hair toss check my nails ♪
I gave my coffee guy a scented candle this year.
You know, some guys cry. Some guys act real tough.
to push her to be the best mother she possibly can be.
Let's go slap some wieners, bitch!
Oh, I have to go Christmas tree shopping
Okay, that's fucked up.
We've all shared some very powerful feelings tonight.
Yeah. Maybe we should... spend more time together?
Yup.
Oh, boy. I don't know what's happening right now.
Holy shit.
Oh, shit. Wait, you guys. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
♪ If you want me to ♪♪
super-duper crazy.
Please take the bags upstairs. Gracias.
- Oh. - Thank you, Ty.
Grandkids, they really are the greatest gift.
Uh, oh... No, no, no.
We still can, mom.
- I know. - You can't dick around.
Yeah. Yeah, I can do that.
And let ye heart be warmed! Two, three, four.
I'll put a filter on it, so you don't look so tired.
and it is my job
♪ You like it when I do it like that ♪
I feel the same way, Ty.
Yeah, I would actually love that.
♪ O'er the fields we go ♪
- ♪ Whoo ooh ooh ♪ - ♪ Don't stop me now ♪
- Oh. - And my sanity.
(Ruth) I love this.
Yeah, you just swap out the fuse.
- Okay, I don't have cancer. - What?
your dad liked it when I tickled his balls.
And more importantly, neither will your kids.
Really. Fiv... Between five and ten grand, maybe 15, tops.
[clears throat]
Yeah, I guess I've just been a little busy, so...
Yeah, that might be a bit much.
And what's worse is...
Well, you know, there was a couple of things
Oh, my God.
- Do you like it? - No, I don't, Amy.
♪ And a happy New Year ♪♪
Yeah.
The Windy City.
Alright. Now.
Hank, get all our bags.
- We talked about this. - Alright.
[instrumental music]
That didn't come out exactly as I planned, but y-you guys get...
♪ Kickstart my heart hope it never stops ♪
Most of all, I love the time with my family.
how we're doing Christmas this year.
That said, Christmas is an insane amount of work.
- Oh, you look great! - That's my mom.
- Yeah. - Yeah. It really is.
♪ Leave a note on your bed ♪
That's okay. I'll just sleep with you.
♪ I'm your gift unwrap me slowly ♪
- That's your mom? - Yeah, that's my mom.
But secretly, they know that I'm right.
Hi.
Oh, Ty!
your mom lick your boyfriend's nipples.
My mom is the most critical human being on the planet.
It's okay.
♪ I do my hair toss check my nails ♪
♪ Without you ♪
Okay, we're done. That was amazing.
♪ Hair toss check my nails ♪
♪ Hey ♪
[discordant cello music]
I wish I'd brought my purse.
♪ I'm gon' do it how we do it ♪
Yeah.
I mean, this is not everything you asked for, but...
And this year
Why?
You, motherfucker
around the city.
- Sit. - Kiki.
Yeah.
And then you got bullied in school.
Yeah.
I miss you, you know?
This is my house, and this is my life.
Amy, stop! You're embarrassing the family.
Hi, Ms. Redmond, I'm Jessie.
That's the nicest thing that anyone has ever said to me.
wrap it up, give it to him on Christmas.
- Yeah. - Hmm.
[door bell dings]
- Look at that. - Okay.
Oh...
Okay.
We'll be here.
♪ Mighty fine y'all ♪
No. No.
Who wouldn't want to be best friends with their mom?
No, she would never let me live it down.
What are you doing?
- Yeah, I did. - Did you ask her first?
But you are the worst mom of all of us.
- Mom? - Ha-ha!
♪ Bells on bobtails ring ♪
Oh, my God! This is amazing.
The cause of my headaches Mano Ratt
I'm gonna have to redouble my efforts.
What, honey, no, of course not. I would never do that.
And all those things made your mom
I did. You gave me everything that I needed.
This place is fun.
Well, either way, it was a big step.
What? No, honey, what? Why would you say that?
Oh, my God! You look amazing, serious...
Well, of course they told you that, Amy.
And if you can find it in your heart to forgive her
I can just open up. Be myself. It's nice.
Th-this has got to all go. A-all of this has got to go.
♪ I'm gon' do it how we do it ♪
It's all I've ever wanted.
[Ruth laughing]
- I really do. - Thank you.
Yeah, can we just hang out together
- Okay? Feel better? - Yeah.
who fucked her shit up.
Yeah.
at everything and she is impossible to please.
It's really nice having you here, grandma.
Jackson
But thank you, I am.