Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and it is my job
wrap it up, give it to him on Christmas.
your mom lick your boyfriend's nipples.
[door bell dings]
We still can, mom.
I'm gonna have to redouble my efforts.
♪ Hair toss check my nails ♪
Yeah.
to see Wayne Newton before he dies.
♪ Without you ♪
Oh, shit. Wait, you guys. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
♪ Hair toss check my nails ♪
My mom is the most critical human being on the planet.
and I want it all gone.
[clears throat]
I miss you, you know?
No, we don't, we don't do that.
Hi.
Oh, shit!
- Yeah, I did. - Did you ask her first?
- Look at that. - Okay.
♪ You like it when I do it like that ♪
- Sit. - Kiki.
how we're doing Christmas this year.
[knock on the door] Uh, yeah?
And if you can find it in your heart to forgive her
- Okay? Feel better? - Yeah.
- Okay, I don't have cancer. - What?
It's okay.
That said, Christmas is an insane amount of work.
Amy, stop! You're embarrassing the family.
Hi, Ms. Redmond, I'm Jessie.
Well, of course they told you that, Amy.
It's all I've ever wanted.
- Or at least, a boundary. - I know.
I can just open up. Be myself. It's nice.
No. No.
I can tell when you're dicking around.
And what's worse is...
Well, you know, there was a couple of things
- I know. - You can't dick around.
(Ruth) I love this.
The Windy City.
I did. You gave me everything that I needed.
♪ I'm gon' do it how we do it ♪
♪ Leave a note on your bed ♪
Yeah.
Oh, Ty!
Yup.
- Oh, you look great! - That's my mom.
And let ye heart be warmed! Two, three, four.
I mean, this is not everything you asked for, but...
Jaxon, honey, mama needs more hooch.
Well, either way, it was a big step.
- I really do. - Thank you.
Yeah.
Yeah, you just swap out the fuse.
♪ Mighty fine y'all ♪
Yeah.
Oh, my God! This is amazing.
Let's go slap some wieners, bitch!
- Aww, we're so proud. Whoo! - Thank you.
- We talked about this. - Alright.
No, she would never let me live it down.
That's okay. I'll just sleep with you.
You, motherfucker
And this year
[doorbell rings] I'll get it.
- Oh. - And my sanity.
Yeah.
Nice, classy place.
We've all shared some very powerful feelings tonight.
And then you got bullied in school.
[instrumental music]
super-duper crazy.
And with what they're paying me, I think I can pay you back
I'll put a filter on it, so you don't look so tired.
at everything and she is impossible to please.
Yeah, I guess I've just been a little busy, so...
Hank, get all our bags.
Holy shit.
That didn't come out exactly as I planned, but y-you guys get...
And more importantly, neither will your kids.
But you are the worst mom of all of us.
♪ Bells on bobtails ring ♪
Most of all, I love the time with my family.
♪ I'm your gift unwrap me slowly ♪
- Do you like it? - No, I don't, Amy.
Grandkids, they really are the greatest gift.
Yeah, can we just hang out together
♪ I do my hair toss check my nails ♪
But secretly, they know that I'm right.
♪ O'er the fields we go ♪
That's the nicest thing that anyone has ever said to me.
- That's your mom? - Yeah, that's my mom.
around the city.
[Ruth laughing]
Uh, oh... No, no, no.
But thank you, I am.
It's really nice having you here, grandma.
Jackson
- ♪ Whoo ooh ooh ♪ - ♪ Don't stop me now ♪
Please take the bags upstairs. Gracias.
and you kept screaming at him.
This is my house, and this is my life.
Yeah. Yeah, I can do that.
Okay, that's fucked up.
What? No, honey, what? Why would you say that?
♪ Hey ♪
What are you doing?
♪ I'm gon' do it how we do it ♪
Alright. Now.
Ha-ha! You know what? I'm done fighting this.
Oh, my God.
Okay, we're done. That was amazing.
This place is fun.
your dad liked it when I tickled his balls.
And all those things made your mom
Oh, my God! You look amazing, serious...
Oh...
Who wouldn't want to be best friends with their mom?
Really. Fiv... Between five and ten grand, maybe 15, tops.
No, it's not! It's the best for you.
We'll be here.
Yeah, I would actually love that.
I gave my coffee guy a scented candle this year.
What, honey, no, of course not. I would never do that.
I wish I'd brought my purse.
The cause of my headaches Mano Ratt
- Oh. - Thank you, Ty.
♪ Kickstart my heart hope it never stops ♪
Yeah, that might be a bit much.
Oh, I have to go Christmas tree shopping
[discordant cello music]
Th-this has got to all go. A-all of this has got to go.
- Mom? - Ha-ha!
Okay.
You know, some guys cry. Some guys act real tough.
who fucked her shit up.
Why?
♪ If you want me to ♪♪
Oh, boy. I don't know what's happening right now.
to push her to be the best mother she possibly can be.
I feel the same way, Ty.
- Yeah. - Hmm.
Yeah. Maybe we should... spend more time together?
♪ And a happy New Year ♪♪
you just come runnin' back asking for more.
- Yeah. - Yeah. It really is.