Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I miss you, you know?
Amy, stop! You're embarrassing the family.
Yeah, you just swap out the fuse.
I did. You gave me everything that I needed.
♪ I'm gon' do it how we do it ♪
What, honey, no, of course not. I would never do that.
And if you can find it in your heart to forgive her
- Sit. - Kiki.
And then you got bullied in school.
- We talked about this. - Alright.
I can just open up. Be myself. It's nice.
Uh, oh... No, no, no.
♪ Mighty fine y'all ♪
[door bell dings]
♪ Hey ♪
But secretly, they know that I'm right.
to see Wayne Newton before he dies.
Really. Fiv... Between five and ten grand, maybe 15, tops.
- Do you like it? - No, I don't, Amy.
No, we don't, we don't do that.
No, she would never let me live it down.
Yeah, I guess I've just been a little busy, so...
Oh...
Hank, get all our bags.
- I know. - You can't dick around.
Yeah, that might be a bit much.
[Ruth laughing]
wrap it up, give it to him on Christmas.
Let's go slap some wieners, bitch!
[doorbell rings] I'll get it.
Yeah.
- That's your mom? - Yeah, that's my mom.
That said, Christmas is an insane amount of work.
I gave my coffee guy a scented candle this year.
It's really nice having you here, grandma.
And let ye heart be warmed! Two, three, four.
♪ O'er the fields we go ♪
And this year
- Yeah. - Yeah. It really is.
♪ Leave a note on your bed ♪
your mom lick your boyfriend's nipples.
It's all I've ever wanted.
The cause of my headaches Mano Ratt
- Oh. - Thank you, Ty.
This place is fun.
♪ Hair toss check my nails ♪
Yeah, I would actually love that.
And what's worse is...
Okay.
you just come runnin' back asking for more.
to push her to be the best mother she possibly can be.
Yeah.
♪ I do my hair toss check my nails ♪
Why?
Hi, Ms. Redmond, I'm Jessie.
[clears throat]
Well, either way, it was a big step.
who fucked her shit up.
Oh, I have to go Christmas tree shopping
I mean, this is not everything you asked for, but...
And with what they're paying me, I think I can pay you back
super-duper crazy.
♪ And a happy New Year ♪♪
- Look at that. - Okay.
♪ Without you ♪
Oh, Ty!
♪ You like it when I do it like that ♪
No, it's not! It's the best for you.
Yeah.
But you are the worst mom of all of us.
Yeah, can we just hang out together
♪ Kickstart my heart hope it never stops ♪
- Yeah, I did. - Did you ask her first?
And all those things made your mom
Yeah. Yeah, I can do that.
Yeah.
Oh, my God! This is amazing.
But thank you, I am.
That's the nicest thing that anyone has ever said to me.
Yeah.
- Mom? - Ha-ha!
And more importantly, neither will your kids.
That's okay. I'll just sleep with you.
♪ I'm your gift unwrap me slowly ♪
You, motherfucker
- Okay, I don't have cancer. - What?
at everything and she is impossible to please.
Jackson
around the city.
- ♪ Whoo ooh ooh ♪ - ♪ Don't stop me now ♪
(Ruth) I love this.
Holy shit.
- Yeah. - Hmm.
- Or at least, a boundary. - I know.
Th-this has got to all go. A-all of this has got to go.
Jaxon, honey, mama needs more hooch.
[discordant cello music]
Grandkids, they really are the greatest gift.
how we're doing Christmas this year.
The Windy City.
I wish I'd brought my purse.
What are you doing?
♪ Bells on bobtails ring ♪
I'm gonna have to redouble my efforts.
Who wouldn't want to be best friends with their mom?
Hi.
I can tell when you're dicking around.
Most of all, I love the time with my family.
We'll be here.
- Aww, we're so proud. Whoo! - Thank you.
I'll put a filter on it, so you don't look so tired.
Nice, classy place.
Okay, we're done. That was amazing.
and you kept screaming at him.
That didn't come out exactly as I planned, but y-you guys get...
My mom is the most critical human being on the planet.
Yeah. Maybe we should... spend more time together?
and it is my job
Yup.
- I really do. - Thank you.
This is my house, and this is my life.
You know, some guys cry. Some guys act real tough.
and I want it all gone.
Alright. Now.
Well, you know, there was a couple of things
Okay, that's fucked up.
It's okay.
- Okay? Feel better? - Yeah.
your dad liked it when I tickled his balls.
♪ I'm gon' do it how we do it ♪
What? No, honey, what? Why would you say that?
Oh, boy. I don't know what's happening right now.
[knock on the door] Uh, yeah?
Ha-ha! You know what? I'm done fighting this.
- Oh. - And my sanity.
We still can, mom.
Oh, my God! You look amazing, serious...
No. No.
Oh, my God.
Please take the bags upstairs. Gracias.
[instrumental music]
♪ Hair toss check my nails ♪
We've all shared some very powerful feelings tonight.
Well, of course they told you that, Amy.
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit. Wait, you guys. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
♪ If you want me to ♪♪
- Oh, you look great! - That's my mom.
I feel the same way, Ty.