Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hi.
But thank you, I am.
Yeah. Maybe we should... spend more time together?
The cause of my headaches Mano Ratt
♪ Without you ♪
That didn't come out exactly as I planned, but y-you guys get...
Who wouldn't want to be best friends with their mom?
Well, of course they told you that, Amy.
- Yeah. - Yeah. It really is.
♪ Mighty fine y'all ♪
to see Wayne Newton before he dies.
Ha-ha! You know what? I'm done fighting this.
Yeah, can we just hang out together
Okay, we're done. That was amazing.
- Oh. - Thank you, Ty.
We'll be here.
Th-this has got to all go. A-all of this has got to go.
No, it's not! It's the best for you.
- Yeah. - Hmm.
Holy shit.
But you are the worst mom of all of us.
and it is my job
Oh, shit. Wait, you guys. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I gave my coffee guy a scented candle this year.
Yeah, you just swap out the fuse.
This place is fun.
Grandkids, they really are the greatest gift.
super-duper crazy.
Yeah.
It's okay.
Okay.
Yeah, I would actually love that.
Really. Fiv... Between five and ten grand, maybe 15, tops.
[doorbell rings] I'll get it.
- Mom? - Ha-ha!
[discordant cello music]
And let ye heart be warmed! Two, three, four.
- Okay? Feel better? - Yeah.
My mom is the most critical human being on the planet.
wrap it up, give it to him on Christmas.
♪ I'm gon' do it how we do it ♪
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, shit!
We've all shared some very powerful feelings tonight.
Oh...
- Oh, you look great! - That's my mom.
around the city.
(Ruth) I love this.
Well, either way, it was a big step.
your mom lick your boyfriend's nipples.
Nice, classy place.
And then you got bullied in school.
This is my house, and this is my life.
♪ And a happy New Year ♪♪
I can tell when you're dicking around.
What are you doing?
And all those things made your mom
Most of all, I love the time with my family.
your dad liked it when I tickled his balls.
[clears throat]
Oh, my God! This is amazing.
♪ I'm gon' do it how we do it ♪
♪ You like it when I do it like that ♪
[door bell dings]
I miss you, you know?
I did. You gave me everything that I needed.
Why?
at everything and she is impossible to please.
Yeah, I guess I've just been a little busy, so...
- Aww, we're so proud. Whoo! - Thank you.
- ♪ Whoo ooh ooh ♪ - ♪ Don't stop me now ♪
[instrumental music]
Well, you know, there was a couple of things
Yeah.
What, honey, no, of course not. I would never do that.
- We talked about this. - Alright.
Uh, oh... No, no, no.
- Look at that. - Okay.
[Ruth laughing]
♪ I do my hair toss check my nails ♪
♪ Hair toss check my nails ♪
I'll put a filter on it, so you don't look so tired.
That's okay. I'll just sleep with you.
The Windy City.
I can just open up. Be myself. It's nice.
And this year
Hank, get all our bags.
- Do you like it? - No, I don't, Amy.
♪ Leave a note on your bed ♪
Yeah.
♪ Kickstart my heart hope it never stops ♪
And more importantly, neither will your kids.
That's the nicest thing that anyone has ever said to me.
Jackson
♪ O'er the fields we go ♪
Alright. Now.
[knock on the door] Uh, yeah?
Oh, I have to go Christmas tree shopping
- Or at least, a boundary. - I know.
Jaxon, honey, mama needs more hooch.
- I know. - You can't dick around.
♪ I'm your gift unwrap me slowly ♪
No, we don't, we don't do that.
and I want it all gone.
That said, Christmas is an insane amount of work.
And with what they're paying me, I think I can pay you back
And if you can find it in your heart to forgive her
Yeah. Yeah, I can do that.
♪ If you want me to ♪♪
to push her to be the best mother she possibly can be.
What? No, honey, what? Why would you say that?
Okay, that's fucked up.
We still can, mom.
Please take the bags upstairs. Gracias.
No, she would never let me live it down.
♪ Hair toss check my nails ♪
♪ Bells on bobtails ring ♪
No. No.
- That's your mom? - Yeah, that's my mom.
Oh, my God! You look amazing, serious...
- Oh. - And my sanity.
Oh, boy. I don't know what's happening right now.
I mean, this is not everything you asked for, but...
- Yeah, I did. - Did you ask her first?
♪ Hey ♪
It's all I've ever wanted.
how we're doing Christmas this year.
Oh, Ty!
Yeah, that might be a bit much.
You, motherfucker
Hi, Ms. Redmond, I'm Jessie.
and you kept screaming at him.
I'm gonna have to redouble my efforts.
Amy, stop! You're embarrassing the family.
you just come runnin' back asking for more.
- I really do. - Thank you.
But secretly, they know that I'm right.
I feel the same way, Ty.
And what's worse is...
Let's go slap some wieners, bitch!
It's really nice having you here, grandma.
I wish I'd brought my purse.
You know, some guys cry. Some guys act real tough.
who fucked her shit up.
- Okay, I don't have cancer. - What?
Oh, my God.
- Sit. - Kiki.
Yup.