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Holy shit you’re late
Ponder lettuce and shrimp. Excuse me?
I'm okay with it, because who cares?
Trust me, Deandra, people eat this shit up.
What's wrong, Dee? Oh, nothing.
Jeff Landry at board meetings and press conferences “I just want to tell you all to go fuck yourselves”
we've alienated a lot of people in this town.
It smells bad and it's stuffy in here.
Shut the door. This is not art.
We thought maybe you would think that was funny.
Let me guess. Your boyfriend canceled on you again. Conference got extended.
to be together. I need you to want to be together. Ugh.
that's how we normally talk. That's very aggressive.
All right, people are starting to arrive.
Pub. I just thought I'd come by and
an orgasm. Not that he's ever had one.
there, but this bar has won a shitload of awards.
I'll drink when I'm goddamn good and thirsty
She's so cute. She's cute. She is very cute.
Oh. See, what you just did--
Ugh. No way.
They are making us feel like assholes.
I don't need a bell Telling me when to drink.
I don't need a bell telling
you might enjoy. There's a broken egg in here.
We should have gotten a less intense black guy for diversity,
Just go back in. Don't sit down there.
- It is lame. - Oh, is that your ass?
Oh, drink up!
That's fun for them. Why would it be fun for them
blended drink, Caribbean Paradise.
Well, no, see, there was that bar that just opened last year
I'll drink when I'm goddamn good and thirsty
That's-that... He's not ugly. Dude's a total tool, too.
Dennis, the ratio is off! Okay, you know what?
You ever been to Sudz before?
'Cause I like us. I like us, too, Dee.
Not that he's ever had one
Vodka Cruisers? Some people say it's better than busting a nut.