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I'm just saying, Maya seems pretty chill.
then it wouldn't really make sense to fire me,
Well, the actual wedding wasn't the next day,
[quietly] If that's even possible.
and I thought instead of heading up
Uh, Bo, Maya's not here.
because this is isn't what we agreed upon, Dave.
[bright music play]
ruining your personalized recommendations.
On one of their precious bathroom breaks?
You just destroyed company property.
I am not here to fire anybody.
You know what? This is your third strike this month.
I mean, you are going back to the store after this,
I can't keep bailing you out of jail.
Quincy is a showstopper.
No.
Dina's using, like, hypnosis or some crap.
- Yeah. No... no... no need. - Good.
I set it up in the breezeway, you know,
and it's, like, loose and it's rolling around
that maybe I'd spend another day here.
so he wouldn't have some violent outburst
No, no, no. These are free samples.
and just rip them up.
We want to get there before sunset.
[upbeat music plays]
Are you finishing a magic trick?
that will fit Jerry's big ol' melon.
You gotta stop blaming all your problems on hypnosis.
She's the district manager.
Nobody's getting fired. Get out of your head.
Honestly, this never happens.
I'm writing you up for insubordination.
out of their hard-earned money.