Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Devil woman gave me diabetes...
- How you holdin' up, Bambi? - I'm OK. You have my charts?
Sickness, death, Ted's morning self-affirmation ritual.
No, I'm really trying.
It can be your mind...
- He's not here. - Look, Dan...
or unscrew the peanut butter jar, or...
You know what sucks? I thought you were gonna come through for me.
you won't be her superman anymore.
who's soaking in a tub of what by now has to be mostly your own urine.
After about two seconds, I could tell how proud he was of you.
Now you can pick my new helmet and go to Megaman.co.Italy or just 1066 Mega sweepstakes
Carla is aware if you eat that, your foot will fall off, right?
So, now, how would you like this whole hug thing to go down?
I promise you I will never call you that again.
the first part of the plan is not to share it with people who annoy me.
What are you gonna do, hide, then call him Ginger?
It's OK. I can understand why you're uncomfortable around me.
But at that moment, it all hit me.
Cool!
Do you want to remain seated?
Sorry I had to blow out of there after the funeral. How was the week?
Now you're Dan again.
What is this?
Barbie, you've met me before. Yes?
Here is a recipe for sugar-free brownies.
I smell cake.
Aw, stupid nap!
It's Captain Bubblebeard.
- Nope. - Really?
What the hell?
You sure?
It's OK. I know.
Tommy! Take me up! He's comin' back!
Quadruple bypass, two on me.