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- I got a new pair of pumps. - No.
And nine months ago, I hugged my son,
- What do you want for lunch today? - Baby, please, not in front of her.
Slow down, little duck. Some ducks can't hold their water.
You're not allowed to get sick. You're my superman.
Say, Barbie, for a second there,
Hip replacement.
Did somebody say they're lookin' for the baddest detective in town?
- Now talk. - What do you want me to talk about?
T5s following instructions for full assessment at hospital visits
Oh, hell, yeah!
What do you want me to do?
The kid needs us, and he needs us now.
realises he's got a million of them in the trunk of his car.
He gets to work the next morning,
How you doin', buddy?
- Baby, I got diabetes. - Oh, no, Turk, really?
was his wife being friends with a psychiatrist.
and I threatened his residents under penalty of death not to page him.
Sorry.
If Uncle Bertie died, someone's gonna have to go on a beer run.
That sucks. Carla is aware if you eat that, your foot will fall off, right?
Thank you, Football for Dummies.
Hold the phone. Are you suggesting
Hello, my old friend.
My hands are tied by the first part.
I mean, if you're in bed, who's gonna give me my back rubs
Dad died.
You have Dad's butt.
That's a chick.
Then I heard something I never thought I'd hear.