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"Can I tell you something weird?"
I took all his patients
Now I can feel my tootsies.
- What is it? - Dan, I love you,
- Towel. - Thank you. Let's rock'n'roll.
Look, Mr Cannon, let's drop the forgetful act!
Today doesn't look good. Get me beer?
Bye, Carla. Sorry I didn't get to meet your husband.
- Why haven't you told her? - I'm not sure.
The good news is that it's Type 2 diabetes.
Look, I put a six-pack for you in the toilet.
Throw the ball, you jackass.
I don't know. Maybe we should work on that...
...apology accepted.
Though I deal with death every time I walk into this place,
When someone shoves you like this?
I gotta tell you, little brother, you were always the apple of Dad's eye.
Well, Carla calls you her superman, and you love that.
Oh, it's the flu, like I said.
Yeah.
No need. I already got him back and then some.
Relax...
- There you go. - Oh, thank you.
- Alcoholic. That was easy. - Yeah.
- I gotta go to work. - OK, little brother.
Spent most time dealing with the headstone.
Dan.
Damn it.
I believe the ratio's shifted that way.