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- [chuckles]
* *
- * We've been dancing to this song all of our lives *
- Oh, what, you are fresh out of prison, huh?
* *
- Yeah well, it's kind of weird feeling but it was worth it...
So he could've set that alarm on her phone easy.
- Seriously? - Well, no.
- It's too late, Coop.
- I don't believe him.
And all those assholes look like true murderers.
- Hemorrhoids. - Hemorrhoids.
about all your Halloween parties.
- It's okay. It's okay.
I just wanted to get rid of the fucking genius
but also a total fucking psychopath
- She's cheating on you, genius.
I needed this.
maybe we can get our hands on it and look at the chats.
he was right.
that have been filling your head with shit.
- Hey, friend.
She's gonna be homeless, you know?
to talk to my best friend about any of this?
- Yeah, a very, very cute and sexy bunny.
I shouldn't have touched them with a 10-foot pole.
but Nate is awaiting trial, remember?
We need you 'cause we can't just sneak in
- Nate, wait up. - Just drop it.
- We already talked about this. No, stop, Zach.
'cause this lock is the shit. - Right.
- We don't have the password.
he got all upset and nervous.
[door clicks]
to cover our faces, right?
And then--okay,
- Run!
Would you wear a fucking mustache
- Why do that if you wanted to end it all?
or I didn't exist.
* *
- Addy!
It'll dissolve as soon as you put it in water.
- You okay, babe?
- How'd you do that?
* *
- Yeah, me too. How about that drink?
I don't know, breaking up with her?
* But something always turns into nothing *
[Nessa Barrett's "i hope ur miserable until ur dead"]
- Okay, great, I'll go look downstairs,
said that she saw Simon's user name on his Xbox or something,
with your little revenge plot.
- Seriously, just get the fuck away from me!
I'm gay, okay?
* Welcome to my darkness, I been here a while *
and that was your idea.
- Exactly. Now we're old enough.
- Yeah, I'm fine, babe.
But...we're not 12.
I mean, was he looking for dirt or something?
Babe.
because people have bigger things to worry about.
- Yeah, but this could be our only chance.
* Welcome to my dark side, ooh-ooh-ooh *
She's, like, totally fucked up. You should probably come help.
I mean, unless...
And he most definitely is not a quitter.
- You have us.
Rio 2
Yeah, yeah. Jake, Jake.